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  1. I'm your man by

    Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

    31 Jul 2026

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    ‘Earth to idiot, hello…’ Erling thought to himself. ‘The game is about to start, lock the fuck in.’
    For the first time in his whole career Erling Haaland was genuinely distracted when playing football, all because of a slimy little man by the name of Jude Bellingham.
    Or... Erling and Jude are oblivious idiots <3

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