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#incestforever at 2:04am
Mr Slut: GUYS GUYS GUYS
Mr Slut: GUYS GUESS WHAT
Blowjob Brojob: omfg finney it is 2 in the morning what coudk you possibky wnat
Mr Slut: ok my bad i’ll just kms
Slutty Socks: do it slut
Mr Slut: don’t tempt me
Mr Slut: ANYWAYS
Mr Slut: wait i actualy forgot
Paper Fucker: omg can you people do anything
Mr Slut: oooohhh you want me so bad it makes yoy look STUPID
Paper Fucker: maybe i do? then what?🤨
Mr Slut: idk i’ll suck you off or somethjnd
Paper Fucker: there’s nothing to suck dumbads
Mr Slut: ouh shi i forgrot you were a tranny
Blowjob Brojob: go to bed istfg
Mr Slut: sorry mommy brucey🥺
Blowjob Brojob has gone offline.
Mr Slut: oh damn ok
Slutty Socks: he sick of your gay ass🤣🤣
Paper Fucker: i think we’re ALL sick of finney
Mr Slut: you aint sick of this PUSSY
Paper Fucker has gone offline.
Slutty Socks: i think billy might have gotten sick of yo kitty
Slutty Socks has gone offline.
Mr Slut: ya’ll are just homophobic transphobic abelist uhhh i forget the other ones
Mr Slut: fuck you all
Mr Slut has gone offline.
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#incestforever at 11:16am
Blowjob Brojob: im genuinely going to pee myself i jus saw vance hopper
Slutty Socks: WHY in the WORLD are you peeing at the sight of my brother
Paper Fucker: is it making a puddle
Blowjob Brojob: im peeing from excitement, griffin. obviously.
Blowjob Brojob: omg im wet
Mr Slut: from the pee? or arousal?
Blowjob Brojob: up to interpretation
Slutty Socks: finney youre acting as if yoy dont want robin arellano in yo pants bsffr
Blowjob Brojob: omg soeeaking of roben
Blowjob Brojob: he’s witj vance at the grab and go
Mr Slut: WJAT
Mr Slut: AR EJTUE FIENFS???!!?!!??11
Slutty Socks: translation = “are they friends?”
Mr Slut: shut up cunt.
Blowjob Brojob: i think they ar???
Blowjob Brojob: omg theyre making out
Mr Slut: RELAUT?!??? thajst so hot🤤
Blowjob Brojob: i was jonkling.
Mr Slut: don’t use my fantasies against me
Slutty Socks: bruce can yoy tell vance tjat moms want him home
Blowjob Brojob: ???? he woulf beat me up are we so deadass
Paper Fucker: haha you said moms PLURAL you have two mommies tjats gay as hell
Mr Slut: two mommies in 2026🤣🤣🤣
Slutty Socks: you both have vaginas shut up
Paper Fucker: heu tjats transphobic
Mr Slut: ueah are you hating hs just because we ar trannys
Blowjob Brojob: this is friendly fire how are you homophobic and transgender
Blowjob Brojob: anuways!
Blowjob Brojob: should i go tak to vance should i try and crack him
Slutty Socks: omg brucey you could be my brother in law😳😳😳
Slutty Socks: we culd be incest😍😘
Blowjob Brojob: of cours baby😘😘😘
Blowjob Brojob: WIAT TJEYRE APPORACHIFN ME
Blowjob Brojob has gone offline.
Mr Slut: …
Mr Slut: did tjey get him
Mr Slut: is mommy brucey gone
Slutty Socks: do yoy think he got beaten up or crackef
Paper Fucker: both tbh
Paper Fucker: i hav to go to take harper for her walk goodbye faggot and tranny
Paper Fucker has gone offline.
Slutty Socks: omg finneu lets go find him and take his bitch
Mr Slut: do not refer to his dog as “his bitch” im crine
Mr Slut: bet im omw to yor house
Mr Slut has gone offline.
Slutty Socks has gone offline.
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#incestforever at 4:52pm
Mr Slut: guys do you thik robin wil love me even if i like boys
Blowjob Brojob: well…i would hope so??? considerinf tjay he is a boy???
Mr Slut: oh shir i forgor not everyone is trangendet
Slutty Socks: you’re genuinely a waste of sperm
Paper Fucker: finney’s mom shoulf have swallowed
Mr Slut: im gonna crack you
Paper Fucker: with what
Mr Slut: my finers
Mr Slut: fingers
Slutty Socks: can i be in tje cuck chair
Paper Fucker: obviously
Paper Fucker: also bruce wjat did robin and vance want wih you earleir
Blowjob Brojob: oh they jus wanted to see if i had spare change
Blowjob Brojob: they didnt brong enough for tje fuckass pinball machine
Blowjob Brojob: it kind of gave me the ick
Mr Slut: can i hav them both
Slutty Socks: mr slut is slutting again
Paper Fucker: tell me something new bruh
Blowjob Brojob: LET ME FINISJ
Blowjob Brojob: tjeu asked me if i wanted to hanh out witj tjem after so i hung with tjem at the pinball machine
Slutty Socks: was it like everytbitn youve ever fantasized abot
Blowjob Brojob: no they literally just fought the whole time becau robin fucked up vance’s attempt at pinballing
Blowjob Brojob: i snuck away wnd ran home
Mr Slut: LMFAOOOO pussy
Blowjob Brojob: you are wjat you eat
Slutty Socks: literally whos pussy have you eaten
Blowjob Brojob: finneys
Mr Slut: can confirn
Paper Fucker: why wasnt i invited to the party🙁
Mr Slut: youcan eat me out anytime yo want baby😘😘😘
Paper Fucker: slut
Paper Fucker: bet
Slutty Socks: VANC JUST WALKED IN YJE DOOR BRO WJY IS THER SMOKE COMIGN OUT OF JIS EARA
Mr Slut: ask him if he impressed the huzz (mommy brucey)
Blowjob Brojob: DO NOT ASK HIM YKAT
Slutty Socks: omg i just asked he jus scwoled at me and stormed into jis bedroom
Paper Fucker: awwhhh brucey he is sad that he fumbled you🥺🥺🥺
Blowjob Brojob: stop i feel bad now
Blowjob Brojob: he and robin started shoving eachother so i ran away💔
Mr Slut: ugh i wish robin would shove me😩
Mr Slut: anyway bruce im omw to your plac i will mak you feel better😘
Mr Slut has gone offline.
Blowjob Brojob: am i goinf to get cracked
Paper Fucker: lucky😔
Slutty Socks: bruce im coming too i dont want to be stuck at home with vance he migh beat me up
Slutty Socks has gone offline.
Paper Fucker: oh ok i guess im cumming too then
Paper Fucker has gone offline.
Blowjob Brojob: ??? ok hang out at my house then i suppose…🎉
Blowjob Brojob has gone offline.