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1. don’t worry your pretty little head by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Fluff
   • Yearning
   • Sappy
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Established Relationship
   • Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives
   • Brat Jude Bellingham
   • Consent is Sexy
   • jude’s mad he’s not allowed to touch his man in the middle of the pitch
   • IM SORRY SMUT IN CH 3

   Summary

   In the middle of a match between Real Madrid and City, Jude and Erling get warned by the referee for being too touchy. Erling isn’t keen on causing any trouble, and pushes Jude away for the rest of the match. Jude, however, isn’t having any of it, and deliberately sulks around until Erling notices.

   (based off of an actual clip of them)

   Series

   • Part 3 of selkie's smut fics

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