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Optimus Prime;
The tired dad of his crew.
Constantly puts up with all the base drama.
Prowl;
The serious mech who takes care of his younger cousins.
Ended up incredibly attracted to his exact opposite personality (Jazz).
Jazz;
A happy-go-lucky bot who flirts with anybot just to make Prowl jealous.
Mirage’s older brother.
If he actually crashes out, the situation bad or worse.
Bluestreak;
Prowl’s clumsy, fast-talking, easily embarrassed younger cousin.
Conjux Endura is Ironhide.
Smokescreen;
Prowl’s mischievous, devious, eavesdropping cousin.
Plays pranks alongside Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
Conjux Endura is Beachcomber.
Ironhide;
The army grandpa who loves telling war stories.
Took a very long time to finally get Prowl's approval to court Bluestreak.
[Tho could never get Prowl to stop point that gun of his at his helm unless Jazz or Bluestreak stops Prowl]
Beachcomber;
The same peaceful bot as canon, but constantly tries to keep Smokescreen out of trouble.
Sideswipe & Sunstreaker;
Identical twins but not biological brothers.
[Oh you don't like that—GTFO]
Grew up as friends who became each other's chosen siblings.
Interface with each other every once in a blue moon.
Eventually both took Trailbreaker as their shared Conjux Endura.
Trailbreaker;
The same as canon but is the shared Conjux Endura to both Sideswipe and Sunstreaker.
Mirage;
Jazz’s younger brother.
Conjux Endura is Cliffjumper.
Inferno & Red Alert;
Started out as close friends.
Became Conjux Enduras thanks to a slow burn.
Tracks;
Loves watching soap operas and absolutely hates getting interrupted.
Easily flustered by Blaster's constant suggestive flirting.
Uses that one tone to say "Blaster" when he's about to lose control.
Blaster;
Always suggestively flirts with Tracks just to see him get flustered and worked up.
Wheeljack & Ratchet;
The creators/parents of the Dinobots.
Fun Fact: They are the absolute most walked-in-on couple on the entire base.
Opposites Attract Hall-Of-Fame;
Jazz & Prowl (Free-spirited vs. Ultra-serious)
Wheeljack & Ratchet (Chaotic mad scientist vs. Grumpy medic)
Tracks & Blaster (Vain, high-class aesthetic vs. Loud, down-to-earth music lover)
Smokescreen & Beachcomber (Devious prankster vs. Chill pacifist)
Chapter 2 will come out when I research all the autobots and rewatched the G1 series