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1. dirty little secret by cultcreator

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Jobe Bellingham
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • 5+1 Things
   • Fluff and Humor
   • jobe is on a mission
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • like seriously
   • Established Relationship
   • Secret Relationship
   • erling is erla in this kinda

   Summary

   Jobe couldn’t conceal his concern, then from the hallway came a muffled thump, then a barely audible squeak.
   Jobe froze. "What the fuck was that?"
   "What was what?" Jude's heart was trying to punch through his ribcage.
   "That noise. It sounded like—" Jobe started toward the hallway.
   "NO!" Jude practically shouted as Jobe jumped. "No, I mean... it's fine. It's my pet
   mouse."
   There was a long, painful silence.
   "Your pet mouse," Jobe repeated slowly.
   "Yeah. Named, uh... Stuart Little."
   "You have a pet mouse named Stuart Little."
   "Yep."
   or: five times Jobe almost found out who Erla really was, and the one time he did.

   Series

   • Part 3 of haalingham crack

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,249

   Chapters:

   1/1

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