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The Grand Plan of a Very Spoiled Yiling Laozu by Seraphira2240 for Mirror_Prison
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Aug 2026
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Summary
"No," Wei Wuxian whispered, his voice cracking. "No, no, no. Absolutely not."
He had done his time! He had served his tragic backstory sentence! He was a happily married man! For years now, his daily routine consisted of sleeping until noon, eating spiced lotus root soup, and being pampered, carried, and thoroughly adored by the most handsome husband in the cultivation world. He was, by all technical definitions, a deeply spoiled, wildly cherished trophy husband.
And now? He was back in a cave, smelling like dirt, with a back screaming in protest from thirty seconds on a stone floor.
"My husband!" Wei Wuxian wept a single, tragic tear, clutching his chest. "He’s tall! He’s rich! He smells like sandalwood, and he carries me when my feet hurt! Do you know what he did when I complained about the chill in our bedroom? He bought three fur rugs! Three! And now look at me! I am sitting on a crate! A wooden crate, Wen Qing!"
"I survived death, resentful energy, and the Sunshot Campaign! I will not survive a week without my soft mattress and my handsome husband!"
Or 10 years post canon Wei Ying who is a happily married spoiled wife is tossed back in time and says hell no to canon.