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1. Teenagers Scare the Living Sh*t Outta Me by floating_bubblesk

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
   • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter
   • Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape
   • Harry Potter & Severus Snape
   • Remus Lupin & Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter & Creatures
   • Harry Potter & OC
   • Harry Potter
   • Severus Snape
   • Remus Lupin
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Hermione Granger
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • multiple OCs
   • Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent
   • but not literally
   • Remus Lupin is also Harry's parent
   • Harry is named Harry but not Potter
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • inaccurate foster care systems
   • inaccurate gangs
   • Magic Theory
   • so much magic theory
   • Creatures
   • surprisingly not that tropey
   • for me anyway
   • I tend to like a lot of hp trope fics
   • trans and gender non-conforming characters
   • neurodivergent characters
   • adhd harry
   • Discrimination
   • Child Abuse
   • Vandalism
   • Crime
   • Wizarding Culture
   • one chapter has non-graphic grooming and attempted non-con
   • but Harry escapes
   • and then that abuser gets violently murdered
   • I'm not sure how graphic that violence is
   • but it is sorta graphic
   • I'll mark that chapter if anyone needs to skip it
   • Harry and Hermione are besties
   • they're adorable ur honor
   • St. Brutus's Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys
   • vampires and werewolves
   • Knockturn Alley
   • I'll probably add tags later when I remember something random
   • Sane Voldemort
   • but not good voldemort
   • but also not necessarily evil Voldemort
   • not brit-picked
   • if that means I'm not British and have no British beta
   • I don't have any beta
   • No beta we die like Nagini
   • with Gryffindor's sword to the head
   • Necromancer Harry Potter
   • Underage Drinking
   • Not a lot tho
   • Artist Harry Potter
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • I can't believe I forgot that one

   Summary

   Harry was placed into the foster care system almost immediately after being found at the Dursleys' doorstep. He goes through all sorts of homes, but he consistently has a safe space in London offered by a gang leader in Camden.

   That gang leader happens to be a vampire.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   72,677

   Chapters:

   13/?

   Comments:

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