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1. Guard Dog, Lap Dog by LunartheDragon

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Carl (Project Hail Mary 2026)
   • Ava (Iron Lung)
   • Eva Stratt
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Background Eva Stratt/Ava
   • Human Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Human Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Alternate Universe - No Astrophage (Project Hail Mary)
   • Domestic Fluff
   • The Convict | Simon has Resting Bitch Face
   • The Convict | Simon is a Softy
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Loves The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Married The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Top Ryland Grace
   • Bottom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)

   Summary

   "Who says I have 'scary dog privilege?'" Grace snorts as he helps Adrian put up the equipment at the front of the room. Glass beakers and tubes clink musically together as they’re slipped into their containers and boxes.

   "I'm only repeating what I heard your coworkers say," Adrian defends, holding their hands up in surrender even though they haven't stopped smirking since they'd brought up the subject. They click out of their powerpoint and shut their computer, unplugging it from the projector. "Apparently they saw your husband drop off something for you this morning."

   ~*~*~

   Ryland Grace is shocked when he learns people think his husband is his scary, guard dog partner. This shocks him because in his eyes, Simon is one of the softest, sweetest, cutest human beings he's ever seen in his life.

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