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Pull on My Heartstrings (At Least Pull My Hair) by call_me_kat for thepossumwrites
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, The Fall Guy (2024), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
02 Aug 2026
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“He’s probably the most stubborn and petty person I’ve ever met.”
“Don’t you teach middle schoolers?”
“Yep!” Ryland was surprised Simon remembered that. “He’s worse.”
“Ouch.” Simon laughed and Ryland had to look down at his feet to make sure he didn't do something stupid like trip over his own shoelaces. Again. It was unfair how pretty Simon’s laugh was. “I think that might be the harshest thing I’ve ever heard you say.”
“Oh, there’s more where that came from.” Ryland spoke before his brain kicked back into gear. Fudgcicles. Him and his big mouth.
Simon swung around to stop Ryland in his tracks, looking up at him through dark eyelashes and the beginnings of a smile twisting his lips. He was so close, Ryland would swear he could feel Simon’s breath against his lips. “You promise?”
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Colt finally got Ryland a job on set and it's been a lot of fun! He might get a little distracted by a certain stuntman sometimes, but that's fine. Simon is a good friend. On the other hand, Tom Ryder is a nuisance.