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1. Impractical Wisdom for Prospective Parents by lawofmurphie

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
   • Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Orochimaru (Naruto)
   • Karin (Naruto)
   • Hoozuki Suigetsu
   • idiots to lovers
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Drinking
   • this is not omegaverse this is orochimarus weird experiments
   • theyre domestic as hell even though they arent together
   • Top Uzumaki Naruto
   • Bottom Uchiha Sasuke
   • both of those are eventual things but ya know
   • Slow Burn
   • we're building up to a meltdown of epic proportions over naruto calling sasuke his best friend btw
   • kakashi kinda stirring the pot for fun i wont lie
   • Jealous Uchiha Sasuke
   • i might have overexplained how the mpreg works but its important to me that i personally understand how it works
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Crying
   • Morning Sickness
   • basically all of the pregnancy symptoms? sasuke will have them
   • this is sasuke uchiha and welcome to jackass
   • Bodily Fluids
   • Medical Experimentation

   Summary

   Naruto thinks it's totally normal to want to have a baby with your best friend and Sasuke is dumb enough to consider it.

   "We should have a baby."

   Taking a deep breath, sure that he'd heard the idiot across from him incorrectly, Sasuke collected himself before he spoke. "Repeat yourself. Slowly."

   "We should have a baby," Naruto said again without a hint of shame. It must be the alcohol making him behave this way. "You and me."

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