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1. like real people do by sonni_sideup

   Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane/Player (Stardew Valley)
   • Shane (Stardew Valley)/Reader
   • Shane (Stardew Valley)
   • Player (Stardew Valley)
   • Harvey (Stardew Valley)
   • Emily (Stardew Valley)
   • Dirty Talk
   • Flirting
   • Teasing
   • farmer is a brat
   • Shane is tired of this shit
   • Fingerfucking
   • Cunnilingus
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • Consent is Sexy
   • Shane is Bad at Feelings (Stardew Valley)
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Aftercare
   • got kinda schmoopy at the end
   • Getting Together
   • POV Female Character
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Shane calls you brat and baby
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert

   Summary

   You were bored. You had woken up early and already finished all your farm chores; the animals were fed, crops watered, wood chopped. You were really getting this small town farmer thing nailed down.

   …

   If only you were also getting nailed.

   - basically just 4K words of pure smut

   Series

   • Part 2 of a pocketful of stardew one shots

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,060

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   125

   Bookmarks:

   14

   Hits:

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