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Minho flashes her big doe eyes, looking like a cat with dilated pupils. Seungmin ignores, walking past her to go to the kitchen. She follows right away grabbing his arm to walk together. The fact that they are in the grandparents' house, where everyone is there, makes them the centre of attention. The whole family at the living room notices all of it, so they just watch, the kids on the floor stopping their hands from moving their dolls around just to see the situation.
"Seungmo~" she calls softly, making her voice sweeter than normal. She will win this tug of war. Seungmin can't handle her clinginess when she is pregnant. As expected, the husband ignores her, avoiding eye contact. That's the weak point. One eye contact and Minho will win. Seungmin walks out of the kitchen without doing anything in it, and when Minho goes in front of him to stop him, he walks back to the kitchen. The chase keeps on going for a few minutes, Seungmin manages to walk to the living room but his wife follows him really closely. Jisung and Grandpa Felix chuckle at their behaviors.
"Kim Seungmin, I might actually throw a tantrum right now" Minho uses her second try by threatening her husband. Seungmin nods in no time.
"Go ahead then" he answers. And Minho is losing her mind. She whines while still following him around.
"Unnie, what's wrong? You have been persuading him for almost 10 minutes now" Hyunjin decides to interfere, since no one can really do anything as they are too invested with the couple's run and chase game. Minho looks at her, pouting adorably. That is enough to make Hyunjin laugh, because she can never handle Minho's cuteness.
"Seungmo won't give my pregnant craving!" Minho whines out loud while pointing at her husband walking away, making sure it becomes everyone's problem.
"Wrong. I already gave her so many times for the past two days. This is the first time I rejected, and not even a rejection, I just said she can have it on our way home" Seungmin defends himself as he takes a seat on the couch, next to his mother. But when Minho walks towards him, he gets up again and leaves the couch.
"I witnessed it. Papa gave it to Mama a lot" Yongbok volunteerly raises her hand to back her father up.
"Just give it to her, you jerk. She's pregnant with your baby, isn't she?" Jisung backs his best friend up, saying it softly but it sounds like a scold as well.
"What does she want? Pudding?" Changbin who is doing homework on the floor next to his little cousin and little brother looks up to guess.
"Eating too much pudding is indeed not good for her" Grandma Jeongin reacts and nods, understands her youngest son's point of view.
"No, not pudding" Minho argues right away while she still chases after her husband. When she sees Seungmin is about to walk to the kitchen again, she stops chasing and stomps her left foot.
"Ahh, come on!!" She stresses out, shouting with her loud voice that makes most of them laugh, while Hyunjin and Changbin hold their eyes like the shout ruins their eardrums. Seungmin stops walking away and looks at his wife, feeling bad that she is getting frustrated but smiling like a fool over the shout as if he just falls in love again.
"Just give it to her already, uncle!" Changbin raises his voice just as loudly as his aunt just to add more drama. Seungmin is speechless at the voices against him, and at last, he gives in. He walks back to the couch, next to Grandma Jeongin and Minho seems to be more than happy to sit next to him.
"Fine" he gives up. Everybody is watching. Minho giggles happily before she pulls Seungmin's collar off his shirt, revealing his left shoulder. There is a solid bite mark visible near his upper arm, and Minho wastes no time,
"Aang!" She bites on the skin closer to his neck.
Everyone screams in panic, because that looks hurt and they didn't expect her pregnant craving to be... her husband! Chaos starts in no time.
Seungmin shuts his eyes and purses his lips tightly, trying his best not to scream in pain or avoid the bite while he is holding his mother's hand so tightly. Hyunjin, Changbin and Yongbok are giggling at the unexpected situation. Chan, Jisung and Grandpa Felix look like they can feel the pain.
"A- Ahhh! You hurt my hand, you punk!" Grandma Jeongin hits his son with the back scratcher in her free hand. Seungmin lets his mother's hand go, but now he holds his wife's head, not even attempting to push her away just to avoid hurting her. When the victim is practically silent, handling the pain, everyone else speaks over each other, making the situation dramatic than it needs to be.
"Ahh that must be hurt! That must be hurt!" - Jisung
"Shouldn't we stop Auntie Minho?!" - Chan
"Oh my god, her craving is cannibaHAHAHAHAHA-" - Hyunjin
"Eat Papa, Mama! Eat Papa!" - Yongbok
- The End -
Bonus :
"Oh, what the sigma" Grandpa Felix gasps, later that day when Seungmin lifts his shirt up, showing the bite marks all over his body. Hyunjin just has to laugh again, leaning towards her husband who is also laughing. Chan is more than amazed, or terrified, his mouth is making a big O as he approaches closer. Minho is resting against the couch's backrest, resting her arms behind her head as she watches the situation unfold with pride on her face.
"Isn't this an abuse already?" Changbin teases, chuckling at all the 'masterpieces' while Seungmin wears his shirt properly again.
"I told you I don't want to let her do it anymore" Seungmin defends himself. Jisung chuckles over the statement.
"You should've told us. I'm sorry I was joining the plea" he chuckles again, scratching his head in awkwardness.
"Whatever, my crave has been fulfilled. I can give birth to a healthy baby now" Minho responds calmly, causing the other to laugh at her statement, and she laughs as well.
"That's not how it works" Hyunjin comments and they laugh together.
In the meantime, Yongbok is on a chair brought by Changbin, as she diligently puts Vaseline on her father's new bite mark, the thing she enjoys doing recently. She doesn't mind if her mother does it again, at least she gets to treat the wound again. Win-win situation, right?
The End <3