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1. Your Perfect Missus 'Til The Day That One of Us Dies by EveBabitz

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)/Reader
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)/Reader
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Cuckolding
   • Light Bondage
   • Ball Gags
   • Road Trips
   • Alternate Universe - Professors
   • Teacher-Student Relationship
   • Couch Sex
   • rpf in spirit
   • Beach trip anime
   • The author talks too much about Sally Rooney
   • everyone kisses
   • Group Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Cunnilingus
   • Kitchen Sex
   • emo bullshit

   Summary

   “Aww, Birdy, everyone here loves you.” Professor Johnson kissed his temple. You’re a little surprised he’s being so physically affectionate, but you certainly don’t mind. “You wanna help me with the fire outside?”

   “Gladly,” he smiled. He tried to do a Beavis voice going “Fire! Fire!” that didn’t translate as well as he wanted. They go outside, and you girlfriends follow your boy

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   It's Professor Bird’s birthday and the week before school starts back up. You take a weekend trip to the beaches to celebrate!

   Series

   • Part 9 of Yes, Professor!

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   English

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