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1. melon and the coconut by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Jobe Bellingham
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Kid Fic
   • Football
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Mutual Pining
   • Single Parent Erling Haaland
   • Attempt at Humor
   • References to The Parent Trap

   Summary

   Over time, Jude had grown used to people waving at him whenever he had to be on the pitch for an interview, he learned to focus on the journalist and the questions. If anything, he would send a little smile in the direction of the person.

   However, how was he supposed to ignore a little human dressed in a princess dress with cat ears launching themselves at him?

   Or: Erling's twins decide to parent trap their father with Jude.

   Series

   • Part 2 of simmie's works

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   English

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