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1. Canned crabs by Not_So_Bright_Ideas

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Oct 2026

   Tags

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   • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Paul Verlaine (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Arthur Rimbaud (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Fluff
   • Smut
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Omega Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • No Angst
   • Dazai Osamu is Whipped (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu is a Little Shit (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Forced Proximity
   • Jealous Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Denial of Feelings
   • but make it fun
   • Possessive Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Jealous Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

   Summary

   Dazai lives by the motto “Die today and think of the consequences tomorrow,” which is frankly a bad motto.

   But just a few days before Christmas, he meets a cute little demon who slaps some will to live into him, pulls his hair, and spits in his face.

   Dazai has never been happier.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   8/?

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