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The Reticent Courtesan by ThatAwkwardFaeNerd
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Aug 2026
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Summary
Lucifer hasn’t left his mansion in ten years, and Ozzie is so sick of it that he drags him to the red light district to attempt to be social. After nearly a year, Lucifer is offered the chance to meet with a courtesan, and his inability to say no results in him picking the one courtesan famed for avoiding sex as much as possible: Alastor, the Reticent Courtesan.
Alastor was sold to a brothel at the age of five and has been living as an oiran, the top rank of courtesan in the Pride red light district, for nearly a century. As could be expected, he hates it and his life. When he gets a strange, awkward new client, he finds himself oddly endeared and wonders if maybe, just maybe, it would be safe to put his trust in someone.
As Lucifer struggles to navigate the complex rules and social structures of the red light district and Alastor struggles to trust his wary heart to another person, love and shenanigans blossom among adversity.