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Instead of going directly to hell when he died (do not pass GO, do not collect $200), Vincent Whittman’s soul ended up tethered to the TV set that killed him. Fortunately, one of his surviving followers stole the TV from the scene of the accident, saving him from an eternity of being stuck in either a landfill or a museum’s storage room. Unfortunately, the Perez family moved to a suburb of Miami and placed Vincent's TV reverently in the guest bedroom, where it was promptly forgotten for the next twenty years.
Meanwhile, Valentino Perez is sleeping his way through Florida’s finest. A cast of lively characters parades (and gasps, and moans, and tops, and bottoms) its way through the bedroom (and living room, and kitchen, and back porch, and, well, you get the idea) of the otherwise-empty house…or so Valentino thinks.
Vincent watches Valentino dig his own grave…and then, too soon, fall into it. What new horrors—fire, brimstone, homosexual tendencies (oh my!)—will await them when they finally end up in Hell, where they belong?
(with art by Mel, an absolute star!)
[Written for Cherri Bang 2026!]