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1. Easy as taking candy from a baby (In theory) by PastelNebula143

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

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   05 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Affogato Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • baby Dark Choco Cookie
   • Babysitting
   • tom and jerry-esque shenanigans
   • this has been in my drafts for like months and it's been haunting me
   • Humor
   • baby with a gun references

   Summary

   After months of preparation and trust building, affogato cookie has finally built up enough trust with Dark Cacao that the king trusts him to take care of the infant prince - Dark Choco cookie - while the Dark Cacao’s away. Affogato had set up everything to ensure that not only would he would kill the Dark Cacao Kingdom’s only heir to the throne, but he’d get away with it too.

   Unfortunately for the royal retainer, this is Dark Choco Cookie we’re talking about.

   Aka: Affogato gets his shit rocked by a baby

   Language:

   English

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   2,651

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