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"I want to be frontman."
"You're handsome, Vitya, but not beautiful. You need to be beautiful to be frontman. You also need to be skinny."
"I'm thinner than you!!"
"Yeah, but not twink thin and kind of soft and underdone. You need to look like a boy. You look like a man. Sorry. A furious man perpetually about to beat someone up. You have more lines than my father."
"…Fine. If you want to wear makeup so desperately, go ahead. I'll be the cool guy with the guitar."
"I'm certain you don't know how to play guitar."
"Kuchka! I'll learn!"