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Kris went to bed that night shaking with anticipation. Susie had just returned to Castle Town after her promise to bring Noelle into the Fun Gang. Little did she know, them and Carol’s evil plan to bring Dess back was underway. NOTHING could ruin it.
Kris was awoken by their mother rushing them out of bed, her fur for some reason flying everywhe… wait, why was it so windy?
They rushed downstairs and opened their door. There was a giant Tornado several miles from Hometown, and it was approaching them very quickly. As they began to panic they received a a text on their phone from the Evil Ass Shelter Squad(TM), specifically from a contact labeled, “Weird pirate guy”.
*KRIS, YOU TOLD ME THAT MY VESSEL WAS ASS. AS PUNISHMENT I HAVE ALTERED THE CODE OF THE GAME TO SPAWN A TORNADO AND LEVEL THE TOWN. GOOD LUCK.
Kris stared in horror as another text popped up from Carol.
*Dr., this is UNACCEPTABLE. This Tornado had put our entire plan at risk!
Another text from the pirate guy, reading:
*SUCKS TO SUCK
As Toriel and Kris ran out of their home, away from the Tornado they saw many of their neighbors fleeing as well. When Carol and Kris saw each other they gave each other a worried look.
While everyone was running away, a voice from the crowd piped up.
*H-hey everyone! Alphys, Kris’s teacher piped up.
*Isnt there a bunker south of town?
*We can hide there!
*Absolutely not. Carol interjected, a bead of sweat forming.
*That place is old and there’s probably way too many safety concerns.
*THERES A TORNADO COMING TO KILL US!!! Pizzapants reminded, and suddenly everyone was clamoring to the Shelter.
There was a lot of panic when the town realized that there were codes locking the Shelter, but the mood got better when Susie and Alvin revealed they each had two of the codes. As for the last one…
The crowd looked to Carol who was now openly sweating.
*We can’t go in there!
*It’s dangerous!
Carol and Kris both tried to convince the town, but as they were arguing, Ice-e’s P”E”ZZA was lifted into the air and destroyed.
*Nooooo! Blue Ears yelled.
*YESSSSSSSS! Pizzapants yelled.
The crowd started booing Kris and Carol, who were pressured into giving up the Holiday Code.
They opened up the shelter doors to reveal the dark world within. As the townspeople entered, confused and amazed by the Dark World, they found Undyne and Asgore playing cards with Gaster.
*SHIT THEY FOUND US PACK IT UP CAROL AND KRIS
Carol and Kris started sweating a lot more.
A lot of things changed after the Tornado.
Carol Holiday was arrested and convinced on conspiracy to bring the fucking roaring and sentenced to life.
Rudy died
The Knight was captured and after revealing Dess within, she was put in hospice care after loosing most bodily functions.
Kris became a point of controversy, as the town couldn’t agree on whether or not they deserved Prison.
Sans and his brother came up with a Compromise.
1 MONTH LATER.
Kris was hanging out with their friends when they got an alert on their phone. Susie noticed them sigh and said,
*Hey, at least you didn’t end up in prison.
Kris marched to Sans’ shop, where he was eagerly greeted by Papyrus, who opened the basement trapdoor.
Kris’s sentence was a Mandatory 2000 hours of hard labor in the Spaghetti Mines over their lifetime.
They put on their miner hat and grappled their pickaxe as they started at the vast mine before them.
They had a lot of work to do.
*Maybe this MINE is quite vast, but the friendships I’ve CRAFTED along the way make it all worth it. Kris stated.
THE END