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1. you’ll have to be very, very quiet by raw_moonstone

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • 2026
   • hard launch tour
   • Tour Bus
   • Bunk bed
   • Sharing a Bunk
   • Fluff
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Smut
   • Hand Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Rimming
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Flavoured Lube
   • Nearly busted
   • Semi-public sex sort of I guess?
   • They’re fucking on a bus bunk bed and there are people in the next room
   • Idk I had a BuzzBall before writing this
   • Is it a threesome when the bus is moving?
   • Porn Without Plot
   • Service Top Dan Howell
   • Power Bottom Phil Lester
   • Little bit of humorous exchanges as always
   • English is NOT the author’s first language
   • I broke the curse of not feeling comfortable writing RPF smut
   • I missed writing smut so much

   Summary

   Dan and Phil are touring again, and one night as they’re driving to their next location in the tour bus, Dan feels lonely in his bunk. He crawls into Phil’s for a cuddle, and then they fuck. That’s it, that’s the fic.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Hard Launch tour one-shots

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   English

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