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1. The World's Happiest Idiot v.s Potentially Blackmail by Lilylikeswords

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • Crack
   • Fluff
   • Established Relationship
   • Established Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Marriage Proposal
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Love Confessions
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack with the appropriate amount of cocaine
   • Shane is not good at drugs
   • actually he's even worse at drugs than you'd think
   • The spreadsheet is probably canon
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Cliff Marleau is an enabler
   • Idiots in Love
   • No beta we die like Shane's executive function
   • Short One Shot

   Summary

   This is the story of how Shane Hollander had a little bit of cocaine and ended up proposing to Ilya, as told by Cliff Marleau at their wedding...

   Or

   A crack fic, literally

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   English

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   830

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