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In Gilbert and Alfred's DMS:
Friday 9:09 pm
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): yo sexy ❤
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): YOOOO ME ??

gil 🎸(@thehottestgil): no I was talking about myself
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): FUCKING idiot
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): OOH SO U WERE TALKING ABOUT ME HAHA
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): I'm so cute 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil) me too
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil):right
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): ??
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): HELLO ??
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): YOO SRRY LOL I WAS EATING
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): Im always here if ur hungry 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): LOLL
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): but yo am I cute
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): YESS but not more than me tho
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): SORRY LOL #betterlucknexttime
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): BS Im def hotter than u
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04):

alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): WAIT I PUT THE WRONG STICKER
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): I WANTED TO USE THE LYINF ONE
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): LMAOO
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): also I had a AWESOME idea
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): I mean I ALWAYS do but yk
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): WHAT IS IT
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): TELL ME
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): what if we make a gc
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): but with EVERYONE in our grade
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): YOO DUDE UR SO SMART
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): IKR BRO
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): BUT ON WHAT APP THO
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): uhm idk
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): discord ????
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): HELL NO 😭💔💔
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): let's do it on snapchat cuz we r texting on it rn
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): KK
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): I am NOT adding Ivan in it tho
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): DUDE IT'S A SCHOOL GC ADD EVERYONE
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): FINE but only for u
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): awww 🥺🥺 I blushed

gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): ?????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 tf
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): FORGET what I just said 💔
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): DUDE I WAS JK
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil):

alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): DUDE ARE U GONNA MAKE THE GC ?????
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): OMW
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Name Group
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil ): Hallo
lovino 💤 (@lovinotomato): ?? Why did u create this gc.
felicutie 🍝 (@cutepastaeater): OMG HIIIIIIII EVERYONE IM SO HAPPY EVERYONE IS HERE
lovino 💤 (@lovinotomato): omds.
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): I made this gc ur welcome guys
arthur 🍵 (@arthurthebrit): no one asked you to make this group chat ?
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): I DID
arthur 🍵 (@arthurthebrit): ofc ur dumbass did...
matthew 🧸 (@maplehearts): hello everyone (★‿★)
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): MATTHEW GILBERT DIDNT FORGET U THATS A MIRACLE DUDEEE

matthew 🧸 (@maplehearts): is that spiderman ??
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): no i'm spiderman
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): I'M THE HEROO
feliks *. ♡ (@ponieslover11): stfu 😂😂
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): WHAT DID I DO ??
@thehottestgil Replied to @uramericanboy04:
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): my hero btw 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): AWW I LOVE UU
@thehottestgil Reacted to @uramericanboy04's message with a "❤".
best french man (@frxncislovessdih): Trop chou 💕 When are you guys getting engaged ??
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): dude... we arent even dating 😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁
felicutie 🍝 (@cutepastaeater): I SHIP U GUSYY SO CUTE LIKE ME 💞💞🤍🤍💚💚💚
Roderich (@pianoman26): You guys are definitely dating, you cannot even hide it.
ludwig 🍻 (@ludwig0310): what is going here ?? gilbert why did you create this gc ??
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): because I wanted to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
feliks *. ♡ (@ponieslover11):

tolys 📚 ( tolysisageek ): feliks ? did you make this gc
@ponieslover11 Reacted to @tolysisageek's message with a "💔".
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): NO I DID
lovino 💤 (@lovinotomato): thanks for telling us so we know who to blame. 💔
vladdy ! (@vladthevampire): boi. that was harsh
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): LMAO UR SO CORNY
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): LMAO UR SO CORNY
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): YOOOO
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): YOOOO
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): TS US
@thehottestgil Reacted to @uramericanboy04's message with a "❤".
feliks *. ♡ (@ponieslover11): just crack eachother already 😂😂😂
vladdy ! (@vladthevampire): sus.
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): we already did tho
matthew 🧸 (@maplehearts): what ??
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): MATTHEW DID U FINALLY FINISH UR GOONING SESSION ?
matthew 🧸 (@maplehearts): ?? Fuck off ?? Go lose some weight before even talking about me Alfred. All you do is make corny ass jokes all day that makes nobody laugh except Gilbert because he feels bad for your lame ass.
You do not even have a job yet still eat all of the damn food in the house the second I buy some without even bothering to ask permission. When will you finally quit being an asshole, not binge eat all day, stop doom scrolling
and get a job, exercise and learn basic fucking manners ?? I guess never cause you are so immature and still have the brain of a fucking toddler. Genuinely grow up Alfred. This is not even funny. You act so disrespectful
towards me just to get the laughter since you have no humor. This is seriously pathetic. You should just die already if you aren't gonna change as a person and stay the same idiot you were as a teen. You will not make it in life
acting like this. I am worried for your future.
@arthurthebrit Reacted to @maplehearts's message with a "🔥".
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): not reading allat FAG
feliks *. ♡ (@ponieslover11): yo alfred ur brother flamed ur ahh 😂😂 just give up already
best french man (@frxncislovessdih): MON DIEU
vladdy ! (@vladthevampire): BOI... THIS WAS EVEN HARSHER !
೨౿ ゜𓈒natalya 🔪🎀 (@morbidette): that was deserved lmao.
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): matt I'm gonna SLIME ur ass 😂😂😂
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): you are done for dude 😂😂😂
Antonio ! (@freakedoutspanishguy): Lol Why are we laughing so much
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): guys matthew is lying 😪😪 he's just jealous of alfred do not fall for this bs
@uramericanboy04 Reacted to @thehottestgil's message with a "❤".
@uramericanboy04 Reacted to @thehottestgil's message with a "✅".
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): yoo gilbert MY man I genuinely wanna kiss u on the mouth dude I love you 😂😂
Antonio ! (@freakedoutspanishguy): 😂😂😂😂😂😂
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): let's do it then 😂😂😂😂😂
@uramericanboy04 Reacted to @thehottestgil's message with a "❤".
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04): meet me up at my house 👀👀👀👀
@thehottestgil Reacted to @uramericanboy04's message with a "😘".
arthur 🍵 (@arthurthebrit): and then you guys say you aren't dating...
arthur 🍵 (@arthurthebrit): ew...
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04):

arthur 🍵 (@arthurthebrit): this is exactly what matthew was saying.
alfred f. goat (@uramericanboy04):
no way you guys actually read what he typed 😂😂 all he did was typing shi

gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): type shi
@uramericanboy04 Reacted to @thehottestgil's message with a "❤".
tolys 📚 ( tolysisageek ): It's 10 pm, why would you go to his house now ?
gil 🎸 (@thehottestgil): because I can tf
feliks *. ♡ (@ponieslover11): LMAO tolys ur just spawning at the most random time 😂😂

tolys 📚 ( tolysisageek ): oh
@ponieslover11 Reacted to @tolysisageek's message with a "💔".