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Ottawa Centaurs ✔️-
HARRIS: {Video opens to Harris setting it up against the wall in a kitchen.} I'm Harris Drover, we are at one of Boods barbecues, and today I'm going to be telling everyone on the team we're doing different trends! {Video cuts.}
TROY: I'm Troy Barrett and I think that Bergy will get the drunkest tonight. {Video cuts.}
ILYA: I am Ilya Rozanov, worlds greatest hockey player on best hockey team. Harris tells me I need to do outfit of the day so {holds out shirt} my shirt is from reebok, {holds out pants} my jeans are from.. wait {steps out of frame}.
ILYA (off camera): SHANE!
SHANE (off camera): Yeah?
ILYA (off camera): Where are my pants from?
SHANE (off camera): YSL.
ILYA: {Steps back into frame.} Ok jeans are from YSL, {lifts shoes up to camera} my socks and shoes are reebok also. Umm.. oh my hat is from.. {takes off hat and checks tag} says carhartt. Ok bye! {Waves and video cuts.}
HOLMBERG: I'm Finn and I'm passing the phone to the worst hockey player I know. {Giggles and runs off camera.}
HOLMBERG: {Runs back into frame.} I'm kidding I love him don't cancel me! {Video cuts.}
LAPOINTE: I'm Nicolas and Harris said to say my favorite thing about being gay? But I'm bisexual so my favorite thing about being bi is my beautiful gorgeous boyfriend who I love very much and who is the best hockey player in the NHL. Harris please don't show Ilya this video! {Points at camera and video cuts.}
BOOD: I'm Zane Boodram and I brought the whole party. I don't even know what anyone else would say in this video cause no one else brought sh{bleep}t. I brought the house and the backyard and all of the food. Cassie's the only other one allowed to participate in this. {Video cuts.}
CASSIE: I'm Cassie and Harris told me I had to come record this so Zane wouldn't get suspicious but I don't really know what's going on.. hi i guess! {Video cuts.}
DILLON: {Looking off camera} My least favorite hockey team? Harris I'm gonna get in trouble! {Video cuts.}
DILLON: Ok he said he'll bleep it out. Obviously my least favorite hockey team is M{bleeeeeeeeep}l. I bet you could figure out what I said but please don't try to! {Video cuts.}
LUCA: Harris says to do kiss marry kill.. I don't want to kill or kiss any of these people but marry my boyfriend. Umm.. Ilya has kissed me on the head before and I think that counts so kiss Ilya. Not on the lips. Wait. Harris do NOT show this to Shane please I'm too young to die. Kill.. I'm not killing my teammates so kill M{bleeeeeeeeep}l. Harris bleep that out please! {Giggles and video cuts.}
HAYES: Ok i've actually thought about this a lot. So I think I would survive a long time because like logically I've probably watched the most and know the most about horror movies so not me. Not bood... or Shane or Ilya. I don't think Haasy or Lapointe would be first either... {Video cuts.}
{500 YEARS LATER...}
HAYES: Ok i've come to the conclusion that Young and Bergy would simultaneously die at the same time somehow. They don't really think very hard about what they're doing all the time so final answer. {Video cuts.}
SHANE: If I could be good at one thing other than hockey... uhh ice skating? {Video cuts.}
SHANE: Ok Harris says I can't pick that or anything sport related. Umm I wanna be good at like acting maybe. Then I can hang out with Rose more! {Video cuts.}
CHOUINARD: I'm Nick and this is my impression of an elephant! {Puts arm out in front of face} BRR- {Video cuts.}
BOYLE: I'm Boyle and my confession is that the cookies I brought to the last team gathering were from the store.. they weren't actually homemade. I lied. Sorry guys! {Video cuts.}
CHOUINARD: BRRRRRRRR {waving arm up and down.} {Video cuts.}
YOUNG: Hmm.. if I was a food I'd probably be a grilled cheese. Everyone likes me and I taste good as hell {winks and video cuts.}
DYKSTRA: I'd be ok with either! As long as my kid is happy healthy and safe I don't care if i have a gay son or a thought daughter. I hope I have a gay son so he can be as cool as my fabulous teammates! But I'd love all my kids equally! {Video cuts.}
@OfficialCens | CAPTION: Telling everyone we’re doing a different video! #OttawaCentaurs #Fyp #Hockey
COMMENTS...
kc @hllnders
harris drover u are the best social media manager in the nhl
sadie @sade.lynn
i think troy's guess was right 😭 holmbergs little drunk giggle
grace @rozyzleftshoe
ofc ilya wearing a basic shirt and 1k dollar jeans
lu @censforlife
i loveeeee the rookies dynamics ugh they're so cute
Stas @lvslahaas
Luca and Nicolas both mentioning each other in completely different questions is so so so cute
Chase @MTLfan
The Montreal hate... you guys are not slick. Hope they both get benched.
trish 🩷 @trishalish
chase get out of here
will @hazyshero
wyatt my little nerd you are so special to me
Jordan @JordanTanner
The cutting in and out of the elephant impression 😭😭😭
Emma @emfangirls
Evan our overly woke king
Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @ilyaroz81
SHANE you do not need to spend more time with rose 😡
Nicolas Lapointe ✔️ @niclapointe
@BERGYHOCKS fuck you dude
Luca Haas✔️ @LucaHaas
Aw I think you’re pretty beautiful and gorgeous too 🩷 @niclapointe
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