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    Ilya Rozanov's Guide to Reinforcing the Closet by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    12 Apr 2026

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    “Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.

    The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”

    “Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.

    “Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”

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    In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Emergency Back Up Goalie by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    24 Aug 2026

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    “Excuse me, David Hollander? Can you come with us please?”
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    How David Hollander became an EBUG for the night and ruined his son’s day.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    i just wanna get dicked down again :/ by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    10 Aug 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter and Tumblr.]

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    28 Aug 2026

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    lily callout post #cancelled by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    08 Aug 2026

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    lily8124
    whenever rozanov gets put in the box they should put hollander in there too. he needs enrichment.

    lily8124
    ‘ohh lily then how is his team supposed to play?’ dont care. hollander chew toy for rozanov send post

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    20 Jul 2026

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    you don’t know the half of it by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    23 Apr 2026

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    Riley (Detroit): Is it too late to retire

    Riley (Detroit): Hayes what’s Hollander’s address and where can you buy a gun in Ottawa

    Hayes (Ottawa): HELLO?

    Riley (Detroit): I’m going to kill myself in front of him because WHAT WAS THAT

    St-Simon (Boston): I thought you were being dramatic until I checked the score wdym 6-1 😭😭😭😭

    Riley (Detroit): so many emojis from someone whose address is in my phone

    St-Simon (Boston): 🤐🤐🤐

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    or, the goalies get revenge on drapeau for inflicting the horror that is a hollanov power play on the rest of the league (cameos from the censhome gc).

    [set between nov-jan of year four]

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    05 Jul 2026