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lily8124 lily8124 p!keg!rl callout post on @lily8124 on tumblr and ao3 guys dni w her! shes been harassing me and other people who write top!shane (ESPECIALLY shaydens!) and shes just really parasocial and gross. she commented variations of 'unrealistic, hollander would not top' on EVERY top!shane fic i've written in the span of two hours (likr, hello, have you not heard of dont like dont read? ffs. shes also REALLY weird about shanes freckles, like its honestly kind of fetishizing?? and im SURE she's only so against top!shane because hes asain and 'asian guys are all feminine so he would bottom' like i dont have PROOF but i just get a feeling.. anyways just beware shes been making the rounds on ao3 recently and i dont want anyone to get flashbanged with parasocial fujoshitron 3000 #callout#ao3#hockeyRPF#shayden lily8124 didnt even tag hollanov in stupid callout. you will start coughing in three days. #HOLLANOV#my close personal friend shane hollander would NOT top#this is not because racism this is because he is little slut who needs to be told what to do#and hayden pike is fifteenth best metros player with two thousand kids shane would NEVER 3 notes

lily8124 itssohollanover itssohollanover they hated jesus because he spoke the truth #HOLLANOV 24 notes

lily8124 lily8124 lily8124 if this ice dancer anime is mentioned one more time in my hockey pornography i am going to make coworkers watch with me on movie night rozysskates girl you totally should!! its so appropriate for a work setting :) lily8124 this is lie you are liar (((((( #i am banned from movie night suggestions now#this is great tragedy#tumblr user rozysskates you will pay 3 notes

lily8124 rozysskates rozysskates [image description: screenshot of news article 'Cliff Marlow on Boston Captain Rozanov's taste in shows- "yeah, he's banned from picking on movie nights. That one- see, he already knows which one i'm talking about, why the fuck did you want to watch that? it wasn't even a movie, man."'] they were talking about yuri on ice btw tryst i was there lily8124 yes is true. unfortunately all of boston is homophobic and hates beautiful gay love story ((((((((( #homophobia#sad#heartbreak rozysskates girl i KNOW you had something to do with this PLEASE tell me what etsy witch you use i promise to use this information for good 4 notes

lily8124 at the boy aquarium watching the amazing cool sexy sharks (hollander and rozanov) brutally murder all the stupid dumb idiot fish (h*yden p*ke) and then make out (gay) #justgirlythings#hollanov #boy aquarium 12 notes

lily8124 lily8124 slayyyden fanart for @lily8124 cope and seethe whore <3 [image description: homoerotic shayden fanart. tits are barely getting past the 'no female presenting nipples' policy] lily8124 [image description: screenshot of purchase confirmation on etsy with the description "evil one thousand bees and unending hatred curse for mortal enemies spell real witch serious inquiries only] belgiumer this girl is SO funny i love her. @lily8124 we can overcome our differences please sesbian lex will cure your hatred for us shaydens lily8124 only person i am having hot girl on girl makeout sesh with is my close personal friend jane hollander #yuri#wuluhwuh belgiumer hayden pike if he was transgender #shayden lily8124 i will buy tumblr dot com and personally ban your ip adress say your goodbyes 17 notes

belgiumer [image description: screenshot of news article 'Raiders captain Ilya Rozanov allegedly in talks with Yahoo to purchase social media/blogging site Tumblr'] HUH?????????? #IM SORRY LILY I WAS UNAWARE OF YOUR GAME#PLS TELL YOUR ETSY WITCH TO SPARE ME 4 notes

lily8124 itssohollanover itssohollanover [image description: screenshot of news article 'Raiders captain Ilya Rozanov allegedly in talks with Yahoo to purchase social media/blogging site Tumblr'] this is the best thing that has ever happened to me. ilya rozanov tumblr user confirmed?? oh i KNOW hes in the rpf TRENCHES #ao3#hockeyRPF#shayden lily8124 rpf is..? itssohollanover girl you have an in-depth post breaking down hollanov omegaverse dymanics #iloveyoulily8124#whatever is wrong with your mind#leading shanefreckles researcher and not knowing what rpf is#you need to be studied girl#oh and it stand for real person fiction btw :) 9 notes

lily8124 itssohollanover p!keg!rl russian guy buying tumblr.. guys its so shaydenover itssohollanover STEALING MY ENTIRE FLOW GIRL FUCK YOU IT DOESNT EVEN WORK p!keg!rl dont derail my posts like this.. like even h*llan*vs should be able to see why this is an issue or are you all just blind?? itssohollanover FYM????!??!?!?? p!keg!rl hes RUSSIAN girl whats not clicking?? russian sportsguy buying the gay freak website is Bad, Actually #homophobia#russia itssohollanover YOU THINK THIS GUY IS GONNA BE HOMOPHOBIC??? [Image description: ilya rozanov in fuckass leapord print shirt] #be so fr rn#this guy is THE bisexual EVER p!keg!rl go educate yourself this is really embarrasing 4 u... check your priveledge itssohollanover you are actively following the hamilton fanfiction hiv faker dont pmo 81 notes

lily8124 haikubot shily headcannons of dating shane hollander <3 [image description: shane hollander looking vaguely confused] - he cheats on you with rozanov slayyyden wow.. you think shane would cheat? says a lot about how h*llanovs view him... haikubot wow.. you think shane would cheat? says a lot about how h*llanovs view him.. i am the haiku bot collect my haikus. i never mess up. #haikubot 34 notes

lily8124 shily slayyyden headcannons of dating shane hollander <3 [image description: cutesy decorated image of shane hollander] - he cheats on you with hayden pike #shayden#hockeyRPF shily THIS YOU??? [image description: screenshot of post "wow.. you think shane would cheat? says a lot about how h*llanovs view him..] 8 notes

lily8124 shily lily8124 i cannot write hollanov because it would be too accurate and i would have to kill you all for percieving my shane is his entirety like this but!! here is similar ))))))) [[ao3 link]] "Like a Haiku... Bot..." by lily8124 fandoms: hockey rpf, tumblr rpf (uncategorized) no archive warnings apply, shily/slayyyden (tumblr rpf), haikubot (tumblr rpf), enemies to lovers, tumblr, arguing, death threats, sh*yden penance, converting to hollanov, renouncing sh*yden description: they argued about rpf, but little did they know... soon they could be the rps getting f'd,, or; in a heated argument taken to the dms, slayyyden realizes they might be shipping the wrong thing.. #ao3#tumblr rpf#hollanov shily lily i love you please never see a mental health professional 5 notes

lily8124 itssohollanover p!keg!rl vagueing bc i dont want her to show up on this, but jfc who does this girl think she is you cant write porn about TUMBLR MUTUALS. WTF. itssohollanover right yeah writing DOMESTIC FLUFF is totally horrible unlike DRAWING AND DEDICATING SOFTCORE to my close personal friend lily8124 OUT OF SPITE because that was fine with you freaks [image description: screenshot of post "fanart for @lily8124 cope and seethe whore <3"] p!keg!rl writing about real people is NEVER ok i reported and i hope she gets banned for this itssohollanover she says on her hockey rpf tumblr page.. with her hockey rpf ao3 linked in bio.. with mpreg shayden fics dating back to their rookie years.. 13 notes

lily8124 belgiumer lily8124 would you still love me if i was the best hockey player ever belgiumer lily8124 shane hollander confirmed??? lily8124 etsy witch banning you back on belgiumer NONONOWAIT I M SORRY 7 notes

lily8124 shily lily8124 whenever rozanov gets put in the box they should put hollander in there too. he needs enrichment. lily8124 'ohhh lily then how is his team supposed to play thats so unfair-' dont care. hollander chew toy for rozanov send post. itssohollanover rozanov chew toy for hollander send post lily8124 yes this too shily LILY ALLOWING RECIPROCAL HOLLANOV DYNAMICS I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME #dont worry#i still love you 'he would not fucking say that' lily trust#this is my nuance shirt 43 notes

lily8124 lily8124 lily8124 i want him. i want that autistic man. #shane hollander#hollanov#autism awareness p!keg!rl its so problematic to be speculating about someones mental state.. h*llan*vs claim to love shane but then diagnose him over the internet because he likes hockey "too much". lily8124 sh*ydens claim to love shane and then ship him with the fifteenth best metros player with twenty million kids 7 notes

lily8124 lily8124 lily8124 DINOSAUR DOWN ETSY WITCH WINS AGAIN rozysskates i am once again asking for your etsy witch PLEASE LILY PLEASPELEASEPLEASEPLEPASPLEASPELEPWLAPSLDPELEPA lily8124 [[etsy link]] rozysskates YES THNAK YOU I LOVE YOU LILY IM NEVER FAILING STATS AGAIN rozysskates wait SHE HAS A PICTURE WITH ROZANOV ON HER INSTAGRAM?? WHAT THE FUCK?? #lily where do you find these people??? lily8124 i only work with the best ))) #magician never reveals her tricks 5 notes

lily8124 lily8124 lily8124 hollander in glasses drooling emoji belgiumer where has he worn glasses?? #shaking the bars of my enclosure#LEMME SEE LEMME SEE LEMME SEE lily8124 is no pictures i have insider information. very top secret shh 3 notes