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Quite the job you’ve done on me, sir by stupid man thing (bisexual_sweetcake) for RoSH (RoSH95)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
30 Mar 2026
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Grace is not used to it. Leon Kennedy, unarmed. Lacking guns, hatchets, explosives and tactical gear. It’s like her brain saved a profile picture, her mental image of Leon defined by their first meeting, when he’d materialized out of nowhere and shot, shot, shot, shot the girl-creature hunting her down, then readily introduced himself like Grace didn’t owe him her life. Hell of a first impression.
This initial heroic, almost superhuman, construct of him further enables the idea that Leon is inaccessible to her. Of course he doesn’t actually want anything to do with Grace, he’s only being polite. An obligation.
She watches Leon reach over the table to pour Emily a refill of tea. Observes the muscles flexing in his tricep, his forearm, the blue veins threading under his hot skin, as he hovers the carafe over empty glass. The white clench of thick fingers.
Obscene is the only word her mind supplies.
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Grace invites Leon over for a house-warming dinner. His presence gets her to realize a few things.
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16 Apr 2026
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He had considered travel in his retirement plans by NilokSilver
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Apr 2026
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Maybe he shouldn’t have pushed one of his more volatile students quite so far while playing as Sukea. One moment, he was enjoying a final game of teasing his face before passing the Hokage hat to Naruto; the next, he was in the past, draped in oversized clothes that now felt more like a tent than an outfit.
It wasn’t ideal, but he’d survived worse. His plan was simple: step into his old life, lay low, and figure out a way back to his proper timeline, even if it was the long way. Except... it seemed he hadn’t displaced his younger self. Instead, there were two Kakashis now, and they had to adapt.
The younger Kakashi, sharp-eyed and prickly as ever, clearly wasn’t thrilled by the intrusion. But older Kakashi wasn’t too worried. After all, he’d survived his students—adorable little brats who’d outgrown their charm and turned into forces of nature. Compared to them, his younger self was manageable.
Prickly or not, this kid might even be fun to mess with while Kakashi figured out how to navigate this unexpected hiccup in his retirement plan.
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15 Apr 2026
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Bring your Father to Work Day by Whrain for Chysgoda
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
31 Mar 2026
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Three months into surviving nearly being eaten, experimented upon or fucking shot in the head by some mutated asshole who thought wearing shades inside was some kind of statement, Grace Ashcroft had found a new appreciation for her little, grey cubicle. Her well-defined and fairly limited space from which to help others and make a difference, far, far away from any crumbling hotels, monster-invested care centers, or infamously bombed to hell cities.
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Or my apology for all the Angst in the prior Part and the return of the one-shots (for now). Part IV: Grace goes back to work, and her boss had it coming.Series
- Part 5 of Count Me In
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14 Apr 2026
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Claire Redfield was well aware that it spoke neither for hers nor her brother’s lifestyle that not staring down the barrel of a gun, upon opening a door she’d been handed a key to, had her disconcerted.
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Or my attempt at using the end of Requiem to figure out what the Redfield-Kennedy household might have been up to between Village and Requiem, while also making them dads to all the blond snarky little shits. Now featuring Aunty Claire. Part V: Chris asks Claire to touch grass with Leon, and Claire gets a reminder that Leon tends to kill all his plants, but at least everyone else thrives around him.Series
- Part 6 of Count Me In
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14 Apr 2026
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Ethan Winters a BSAA soldier meets Leon Kennedy during a mission in Spain. After going through a life-or-death situation, they leave stronger and bonded. Starting a life together after everything
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13 Apr 2026