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    It's Shane's first practice as an Centaur, and for the first time since his rookie season, he's new. He wants to make a good impression, and what better way to do that, than to be good for his Captain?

    Or: Shane calls Ilya ‘Captain’ in bed, and they both like it more than expected.

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    Cliff has secretly had a crush on Shane Hollander since a bit after the accident. Ilya is now starting a charity with Hollander, so Cliff figures this is his chance to have Ilya wingman him. Little does he know this is not going to go the way he expects.

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    20 May 2026

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    “Shane,” Ilya said slowly, putting his phone in his pocket as he walked into their home gym to find Shane running on the treadmill. “Do you mean to tell me that the years of you doing ‘just a little promo’ has actually been you tormenting David Mitchell with your apparently not incredibly boring life? And you never thought to mention it once?”

    “Huh?” Shane called, slowing the treadmill to a walk to glance over his shoulder at where Ilya was stood. “What do you mean?”

    “I mean there are lots of tweets here about you on these shows and you seem to be giving all of them aneurysms?” Ilya said, pulling his phone back out and opening up twitter to show Shane.

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    Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than the Hockey world ever realised

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    20 May 2026

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    “Did you want a letter? Should I have sent you a formal invitation? What the fuck else was I supposed to do?” Shane asked, exasperated.

    “Oh, I don’t know you could maybe have said that your ‘friend’ Harry who was coming for dinner was the Duke-of-Fucking-Sussex, Shane!” Ilya said, bringing his hands up in frustration. He could feel a dull aching throb behind his eyes and if not for the fact that it would only antagonise Shane more he would have turned around and gone home.

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    Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than anyone in his life ever realised

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    Shane Hollander only goes to the café near the rink because his daughter loves the hot chocolate.

    The fact that Ilya Rozanov remembers Louise’s order, gives her free cookies, and looks suspiciously happy whenever they walk in is completely irrelevant.

    Louise, however, seems to think the barista would fit perfectly into their little family.

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