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"Faggets and bums"
Shidou:
Heyyyyy gayyyyss
I made a group chatttrr
Isagi:
WTF IS THIS NAME
Otoya:
Bros acting like he doesn't call people slurs on the daily.
Bachira:
But isagi I thought that was your favorite nickname for people on the field🥺
Rin:
What is the purpose of this.
Shidou:
UHHHGG im so happy you asked my little triple decker wrecker pecker,wrapped in a rainbow with a scoop of chocolate ice cream on top with sprinkles and a charry on top😘🥴🤤😏
Barou:
What the fuck.
Michael:
I did not learn English for this
Lorenzo:
Me too
Loki:
Me three
Hugo:
Me four
Bunny:
Me five
Sae:
Shut the fuck up Iglesias.
Isagi:
It doesn't even sound like English.
Karasu:
Bros down horrendous
Reo:
Saying that like you didn't ask Otoya and Yuki to be your boyfriends by singing baby by Justin Bieber infront of there window is insane
Chigiri:
Hypocritical to say that when you had a identity crisis when your man didn't team up with you👀
Reo:
Stfu at least my man didn't get kicked out of the football team
Niko:
He literally was but whatever...
Loki:
Niko please don't
Shidou:
OOooOooooOo the girls are fighting😩
Yukimiya:
Genuinely what is this group chat
Rin:
A shit show.
Bachira:
PEOPLE I HAVE A BIGGGG ANNOUNCEMENT
Ness:
"Gay and European" from legally blonde mentioned
Aryu:
Oh it's the glam-iest
Aiku:
Bro knows ball👀
Niko:
Shut up unc
Bunny:
The only balls Ness knows is Kaiser's
Isagi:
Kaiser probably also misses in the bedroom
Isagi:
Can't put in the hole just like how he could make it in the goal
Reo:
The pipeline from the legal blonde musical to Kaiser slander🤔
Bachira:
Will you guys let me speak😔🥲
Kunigami:
Speak.
Chigiri:
uhh yes daddyyyy🫦👅
Loki:
.
Reo:
.
Sendou:
That was not the wind
Sae:
Every time I open this group chat im met with some bullshit.
Bachira:
Anywayssssss
Bachira:
NEW DORMSSSS
Aiku:
So happy they finally fix those hoes
Sendou:
I thought i was you're only hoe🤨
Aiku:
Honey I was talking about the dorms
Niko:
Ew old gay people
Chigiri:
The only difference in them and you and Charles is that you're young gay people
Shidou:
CHARLES THE GOAT MENTIONEDDDDD
Charles:
EEEEYYYYYY SHIDOU MY OTHER HALF
Shidou:
CHARLESSS😺👁🧒🏼
[CHARLESSS MY BOY]
Charles:
😈😺👁🥇🧑🤝🧑&🫃🗽
[SHIDOU MY BEST FRIEND AND FATHER FIGURE]
Niko:
Hi Charles
Charles:
Oh hi niko!
Aryu:
Ooo someone has a crush
Karasu:
👀
Aiku:
👀👀
Chigiri:
Aww how cute!
Aryu:
You want me to set you two up like I did Kunigami and Chigiri?
Niko:
Omg Shut upppp you're embarrassinggg
Hiori:
He didn't deny it tho👀
Shidou:
🧒🫵🫀🫴🙍🤨
[Son you like him?]
Charles:
SHIDOUUUUU
Reo:
Someone translate pls
Zantetsu:
I think that they are communicating via emotions.
Nagi:
Its emojis x:
Chigiri:
Rare Nagi sighting
Karasu:
Imagine getting out smarted by nagi lmaooo
Reo:
Hey hey not too much
Otoya:
Ya bro he's rich af he could hire a hit man
Bachira:
You guys hate me don't you(._.)
Isagi:
I love you.
Michael:
Fags
Yukimiya:
Btw,what even happened to the dorms that they had to get renovated?
Loki:
I don't know,ask Shidou and Charles
Bunny:
You know it's bad when Lokis mad
Sae:
It was bad when you where born.
Bunny:
You wanna kiss me so bad❤️
Sae:
Kys rabbit
Lorenzo:
Ok so what the fuck happened
Hugo:
Charles and Shidou where rooming together and wanted to make caramel but went out and left the stove on with 5 pots of sugar and one started to catch on fire and burnt the ceiling and floor of a another room knocking over other pots which spilled caramel which seeped trough the floor until the fire got out of hand and the pots exploded and sent molten caramel everywhere.
Bunny:
Rin this your man?
Rin:
Kys
Aiku:
Niko this your man?
Niko:
Kys
Kurona:
What the fuck fuck
Sae:
Dumbasses
Michael:
Stupidest shit I've heard all week
Lorenzo:
Thank you Hu[gpt]o
Isagi:
Hes chill when Loki lets him speak
Bachira:
And that's whyyyyyy
Bachira:
There's a change in who you're rooming with!
Chigiri:
Ok but how the fuck do you know that?
Michael:
His monster probably told him
Isagi:
GET MY HUSBANDS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
Reo:
Did Isagi just reference the Will Smith slap
Bachira:
We AKE the student council had a meeting and got info on who is rooming with who!!!
Shidou:
Rin rin why didn't you tell me anything!I thought we where 4 lifers😢
Rin:
Delusional roach
Michael:
Ness dear why didn't you tell me?
Ness:
What's said in the student council stays in the student council!
Aryu:
Well until miss Anri told us to tell you guys
Sendou:
Well can you tell us??
Bachira:
Come on Rin!tell them!
Shidou:
Ugh Yes Rin I'm so closee uhhh
Sae:
Shidou don't ever talk about my brother like that again if you want to live to see a another day.
Nagi:
Sea prtding to gaf ab his bther
Reo:
"Sae pretending to give a fuck about his brother"
Aiku:
Lol nagi clocked his shit
Rin:
The layout of the now dorms is:
Bachira&Isagi
Michael&Ness
Nagi&Reo
Rin&Shidou
Bunny&Sae
Loki&Hugo
Kunigami&Chigiri
Charles&Niko
Aiku&Sendou
Hiori&Nanase
Aryu&Barou
Kiyora&Kurona
And Otoya,Karasu and Yukimiya will be sharing one room while the ones who are not one this list are going to be in single rooms for the rest of the school year.
Kurona:
This is not so bad bad
Kiyora:(*´-`)
Charles:
Omgg Niko now we can have sleep overs every night all night
Niko:
Ya it's fun spending time with you
Aryu:
Ah my baby's all grown up
Sendou:
Your and Barous baby
Aryu:
What
Shidou:
OMG ME AND RIN RINNN
Rin:
Well Yes
Shidou:SO YOU DO LOVE MEEE
Ness:
Hes confirming the room plan,not his love for you
Chigiri:
Omggg best room plan everrrrrr
Reo:
So happy to be a mess
Aiku:
Miss Anri is so goated
Otoya:
Even miss Anri knows we can't be separated🥷🐦⬛👓
Karasu:
Fr fr
Kunigami:
I just showed the message to Barou and he jumped so high from excitement his head hit the ceiling.
The student council:Aryu,Ness,Rin and Bachira
Its a all boys school,Anris the principal,Noa is the math and physics teacher,Lavinho is the music teacher ,Snuffy is the language and geography teacher,Chris is the pe teacher and Ego is the history and chemistry teacher.
The school is a regular school but it has a well known football team so some students only got for the football team.