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1. An Ex-Brokie's Guide To Going Band For Band (Or; How Satoru Gojo Saved Halloween) by AnnaBananna_SB

   Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji
   • Fushiguro Megumi & Itadori Yuuji & Kugisaki Nobara
   • Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji/Kugisaki Nobara
   • Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
   • Getou Suguru & Gojo Satoru
   • Gojo Satoru & Itadori Yuuji
   • Fushiguro Megumi & Gojo Satoru
   • Gojo Satoru & Ieiri Shoko
   • Getou Suguru & Gojo Satoru & Ieiri Shoko
   • Gojo Satoru
   • Kenjaku | Fake Getou Suguru
   • Itadori Yuuji
   • Fushiguro Megumi
   • Kugisaki Nobara
   • Ino Takuma
   • Nanami Kento
   • Zenin Maki
   • Inumaki Toge
   • Panda (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Okkotsu Yuuta
   • Mahito (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Jogo (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Dagon (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Chousou (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Fix-It
   • Self-Insert as Gojo Satoru
   • Gojo Satoru is a Little Shit
   • Gojo Satoru Needs a Hug
   • Parental Gojo Satoru
   • Soft Gojo Satoru
   • Protective Gojo Satoru
   • Gojo Satoru-centric
   • Gojo Satoru Acting as Fushiguro Megumi's Parental Figure
   • Trauma
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Past Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
   • not really past
   • its just that suguru lowkey dead
   • Dead Getou Suguru
   • Dead Kenjaku | Fake Getou Suguru
   • Poor Bro
   • stepped the wrong way
   • got evaporated
   • Genderqueer Gojo Satoru
   • Queer Themes
   • Queer Character
   • He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Gojo Satoru
   • gojos just a bit fruity yknow
   • Gojo Satoru Being an Idiot
   • Copious Hood JJK References
   • Happy Ending
   • Itadori Yuuji is a Ray of Sunshine
   • Itadori Yuuji Needs a Hug
   • THAT MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH IS FOR KENJAKU BTW
   • Gojo Satoru Acting as Fushiguro Tsumiki's Parental Figure
   • Gojo Satoru Acting As Itadori Yuuji's Parental Figure
   • Gojo Satoru Acting as Okkotsu Yuuta's Parental Figure
   • Polyamory
   • Shibuya Incident Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Shibuya Incident Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers
   • Good Sibling Chousou (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Self-Insert
   • NO BETA WE DIE LIKE MAHITO IN MODULO
   • this is not crack btw
   • satoru's just a goblin

   Summary

   “It’s always you broke-ass gas-station-tee-wearing bitches that ruin the function for everybody.”

    

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   Satoru Gojo, the Strongest Sorcerer of the Modern Age.

   An unnamed civilian who read a manga by the name of Jujutsu Kaisen and figured it should have a bit less trauma.

   Two minds become one and the same, starting from the moment that a stitch-headed Curse User opens his mouth to say the words "Hey, Satoru!" at the beginning of the worst Jujutsu terror incident in modern memory.

   If they want to get out of this hell with their kids alive and un-traumatized, the only solution is Jujutsu, Band For Band.

   (And, maybe, at some point, they should also figure out what gender they even are)

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Life And Times Of A Very Queer Satoru Gojo

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