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1. cigarettes (tiny liquor bottles) by Hallows_Bane

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   26 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker/Reader
   • Wade Wilson/Reader
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson/Reader
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Reader
   • Established Relationship
   • Peter Parker Has Issues
   • Wade Wilson Has Issues
   • Reader Has Issues
   • Everyone Has Issues
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • banter as a love language
   • Reader is Competent
   • no gendered language used for reader but I wrote this with afab in mind
   • Reader is a Teleporter
   • Tension
   • Spider-Man:BND adjacent
   • DODC | Department of Damage Control (Marvel)
   • they lowkey evil asl
   • Reader is an ex-overachiever with burnout
   • POV Second Person
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Angst and Feels
   • Deadpool-typical language and behavior
   • Wade Wilson's Inappropriate Humor

   Summary

   It could, quite possibly, be the most finessed deterrent you’ve ever seen. Built specifically for you.

   Foresight is 20/20, and this is exactly how you know you have the right place.

   Or;

   You just want your powers back.

   New York’s favorite pair of vigilantes just might be able to help with that- granted, of course, you actually tell them what’s wrong.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   25,164

   Chapters:

   3/10

   Comments:

   36

   Kudos:

   64

   Bookmarks:

   13

   Hits:

   978