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You're a lover, I'm a runner, And we go 'round and 'round by falling_upwards_slowly
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Sep 2026
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"Hi Yelena! I'm calling because I need some help. Uh- My friend, you know that friend that does archery? I sent her to find you some time ago-"
"Yes, Peter, I know of Kate Bishop." She cut off Peter's ramble. She was still staring at the dead bird a feet away from her, the stench pungent through her nostrils. "What about her?"
"Someone attacked her. She's- she's fine now, I dressed her wounds. But her place looks frankly... bad. Like real bad. I think- perhaps this is more than small potatoes? I mean, if you are free, I know you are busy- but I thought perhaps you might want to see this-"
Yelena's blood turns cold, her jaws clenched as she clenched her phone tighter so as to control the rage from the pits of her stomach. Kate Bishop, attacked? Who? What did they want? Her brain surfaces a myriad of questions.
"-oh! And Uh- they poisoned her dog."
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Yelena doesn't handle the small potatoes- but perhaps she can make an exception for a Kate Bishop sized one.