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The Real Housewives of King's Landing

Summary:

Some of the confessionals featured on the latest season of The Real Housewives of King's Landing

Notes:

Only one actual reference to a canon line here because it rotates in my mind on a daily basis

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Cersei Baratheon:
“They all love to act like they’re better than me. They’re not. I’m better than all of them and they know it. I’ve got more money, I’m better looking, I’ve got more power, and as much as they hate to admit it, I’ve got better kids. I’m just better and they’re jealous. I’d be jealous of me too.”

Catelyn Stark:
“I think they’ve started to notice I don’t want her around. Good. If they let me around her more than I need to be, they’d find out exactly how gentle a woman can be.”

Lysa Arryn:
“I need to leave these people. Listen to them, they’re all filthy and disgusting and they all think they’re so much better than I am, that they deserve more than me because they’re still beautiful after all their pregnancies. I hate them.”

Selyse Baratheon:
“I said everything I needed to say to their face. R’hllor, Lord of the Light, does not favour pretenders.”

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