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1. John Doesn't Know What To Eat When His Bandmate Leaves Town by Anonymous

   Fandoms: They Might Be Giants (Band)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2026

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   • John Flansburgh/John Linnell
   • John Flansburgh
   • John Linnell
   • Dom/sub
   • Sub Linnell
   • john divasburgh
   • john ''jack'' flansburgh
   • Negotiated kink
   • inspired by a (joke) interview
   • Dinner Dates
   • Food Issues
   • Verbal Degradation
   • Coming Untouched
   • friendship/romance
   • 1980s johns

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   English

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