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1. Chronicles of an Imperial Janitor: Phasing-out Deamons and other Regulatory Inconveniences with Sudden Hyper-Performance Spillovers by Valeryne40K (Valeryne)

   Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   30 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Original Female Character(s) |Servitor
   • Death Korps of Krieg Character(s) (Warhammer 40.000) & Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Characters
   • Death Korps of Krieg Character(s) (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Cadian Shock Troops Ensemble (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Armageddon Steel Legion
   • Animus Silica / Abominable Intelligence
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Blood and Gore
   • Panic Attacks
   • Schizophrenia
   • Death Korps of Krieg (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Astra Militarum | Imperial Guard (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Isekai
   • time-travel
   • Administratum
   • Grim Dark Bureaucracy
   • Culture Shock
   • Language Barrier
   • German Engineer in the 41st Millennium
   • Portal Fantasy
   • The Warp is Weird
   • Dark Comedy
   • Military Realism
   • Psychological Trauma
   • Protagonist Just Wants to Be Boring
   • Emotional Constipation
   • Theological Pyramid Schemes
   • Involuntary Body Heat Sharing for Survival

   Summary

   Charlotte used to measure her life in blueprints and structural tolerances, which is a very engineer way of having a life. Now she measures it in survival and the tolerances are much tighter. Asset LOG-002, ranked below a servitor. Her old self would have demanded a meeting. Now, a meeting would end in execution.

   She exists thanks to a clerical error. The Administratum filed her under something vague, buried beneath low-priority reports, the paperwork equivalent of a drawer labelled 'miscellaneous'.

   So long as nobody asks what she is, she isn't anything. The moment someone asks, she's a problem and problems in the 42nd millennium get solved with fire.

   Her career plan is simple: be boring.

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