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1. Algorithm Bulletproof by ApacheTears

   Fandoms: Muse (Band), Arctic Monkeys  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Matt Bellamy/Alex Turner (Musician)
   • Matt Bellamy
   • Alex Turner
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Satire
   • Intersex
   • Alex Turner Has a vagina
   • Boypussy
   • Talking Penis
   • Explicit Language
   • Objectification
   • Cunnilingus
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Creampie

   Summary

   Matt’s raving prick is hell‑bent on scouring the earth for the ultimate cunt until it locks onto Alex Turner’s rare fanny and decides it’s the holy grail it wants to claim.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,520

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