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tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
if anyone can't afford tickets let me know. i will procure them for you
Vodya˚𓆝 *˚⁺͙· @nitsavodya
It was so wonderful to finally perform our new show! We worked very hard on it, so thank you to everyone who came to watch~ I'm looking forward to singing for you again soon!
↳ yoimiya 🎆 AT THE SUMMER FESTIVAL! @miyahara
This is so ominous.. procure them from where?? Am I signing my life to you???
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
it doesn't matter from where. also, you will be signing your life to vodyanitsa as soon as you hear her sing
qing goes gambling :3 @TileGamer4ever
I bought two front-row tickets to the Korolevskiy Theatre from someone for nearly 70% off. I don't even live in Snezhnaya, but the deal was too good to pass up.
↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
as long as they're used. the more people who go to see the show, the better
↳ DO NOT DM FOR READINGS @ruthless_DivinationMachine
As a reminder, you're out of paid leave for this year already.
qing goes gambling :3 @TileGamer4ever
Does anyone want two tickets to the Korolevskiy Theatre for next week
Interesting Things @thingsthatareinteresting
WATCH: Prima ballerina Odette Spessiva breaks the world record for the most fouettes in 30 seconds, performing 40 perfect twirls on stage at the Snezhnaya National Theatre.
↳ Nilou (๑˃ᴗ˂) blooming @dancingnilou
Oh my goodness, so beautiful! Miss Odette is truly an inspiration
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
Stunning, wonderful, breathtaking, never done before, a marvel of physics and biology
↳ Softboi @1965_Born_Softboi
Does anyone have this Odette Spessiva's contact info? I'm a '65-born. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I believe we can carve a future together.
↳↳ xingqiu ➡️ xianxia con @guhua
Hahahaha, this guy can't be serious
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
she wouldn't look twice at you
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
you should worry about carving yourself into a decent person first
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
you might not be in debt if you'd just get a job
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
you should have been charged to even look at this video
Softboi @1965_Born_Softboi
Bro what is happening, I'm being destroyed here, seriously
Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
Even only five years ago, when I first defended my thesis, we couldn't have dreamed of the strides in progress we've made today. When we feel frustrated and hopeless about the state of the world, we should take a moment to look back and see how far we've come, rather than despair at much much farther we have to go.
↳ Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
In the meantime, why not take a step away from it all? Engage in a hobby that has absolutely nothing to do with your work. Watch a movie, visit a museum, or perhaps purchase a ticket to see the latest show at the Korolevskiy Theatre. I've heard the troupe will be going on tour soon, so it's your last chance for a while.
↳↳ bugs bugs bugs 🐛🦗🪲 @TheEntoGuy
Sometimes you just need to hear someone say it. Time to play Hollow Knight for another ten hours. Thanks, Dr Kurchatov!
tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
sublety, thy name is mitya
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
*subtlety
mitya :) @scarfy
He blocked me :(
Jackson Asshe @jackass12
Snezhnaya diverts almost ten million Mora every year for girls in fancy dress to prance around and sing when that money could go to actual research, and yet people still wonder why this country is going to shit
Mary-Annette Guillotin @marionnette
Scientific progress in Snezhnaya seems to be continuously stalled by a gallery of complete idiots.
↳ Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
I think that's a very close-minded view. Ballet and opera are the backbone of Snezhnaya's culture and it's our duty to preserve it just as much as it is to find the next great invention. And nothing stimulates the economy more that art... Read More
↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
kill yourself
Mary-Annette Guillotin @marionnette
It's one thing to use your account to vent about idiots, but it's another for those idiots to wander into your notifications, apparently unaware that you were talking about them.
↳ Jackson Asshe @jackass12
Why is "Dr" Kurchatov even still on the consulting board? He should have been fired years ago, or not even hired in the first place. He's an absolute fraud.
↳↳ Mary-Annette Guillotin @marionnette
I was talking about YOU, you moron, and you can consider yourself lucky that I forgot to block you until now.
AETHER @travelingsky
Where the fuck am I
The Korolevskiy Troupe @korolevskiytroupe
Today, we performed our first show in Liyue to an overwhelming reception. We are proud to share our homeland's culture with everyone. We hope that everyone will continue to support the arts like this across Teyvat.
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
So far away from Snezhnaya, yet my heart grows fonder with distance...
↳ xingqiu (3123 words!) @guhua
I was there, truly breathtaking beyond words. I enjoyed the comedy sketches in the first act, but Miss Vodyanitsa's final aria was definitely the highlight of my night.
↳ qing goes gambling :3 @TileGamer4ever
Seriously, I can't believe I had such good tickets for cheap back then and had to give them up. Now they're in Liyue and I'm in Mond for business. And tour tickets are even more expensive, too..
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
let me know your schedule and i can find you a show
qing is going to the OPERA :3 @TileGamer4ever
Guys, this aly0sha person? Might be an immortal wizard. Front row tickets and I still have plenty of money left for Mahjong night, life is good!
↳ L 🌿🌿 @shashacha
girl you got SCAMMED there's no way, it's practically stealing to get them for this price
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
the tickets are legitimate. i don't care about making a profit, as long as more people get to see the show
Vodya˚𓆝 *˚⁺͙· @nitsavodya
Thank you for having me! It was so great to share my thoughts with everyone like this!
Teyvariety @teyvatvariety
Interview with Vodyanitsa: a day in the life of a prima donna, vocal training, coworker gossip and more. Read it here: bit.tree.3as97d
↳ 正常的怒视 @xiatiao0394
Translated from Liyuean
Master Voya Nisa!!!!! (growling) (shaking) (shambling) (crawling darkly) (growling) (screaming) (submit without thought)
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
I've already bought a paper copy to hang up on my wall
↳ hiiro 🐐 @brokebackmountaingoat
should someone check on that other guy
mitya :) @scarfy
Oh my god, my wife looks too good, it's too dangerous
PopTeyv @popteyvat
Opera singer Vodyanitsa stuns at the press release for her self-produced album.
↳ FrankenSTYLE @FrankDude
Wasn't Miss Odette your wife last week? Men these days really aren't loyal
↳↳ mitya :) @scarfy
I have two hands
mitya :) @scarfy
I don't argue with my boyfriend, he puts me in a bear trap and I walk it off like a man
↳ FrankenSTYLE @FrankDude
I was going to call you out, but you having a boyfriend makes everything make sense now...
↳↳ mitya :) @scarfy
What are you saying, exactly? I have three hands
↳↳↳ FrankenSTYLE @FrankDude
Never mind
Hunter Kennels (UP FOR ADOPTION) @hunterdogrescue
Benoit the Border Collie is looking for a forever home in the Northern Snezhnaya area, preferably with lots of open space to play. Find more information and a full list of adoptable dogs here: hunterkennel.org
↳ yoimiya 🎆 snoozing @miyahara
So cute!!!
Hunter Kennels (UP FOR ADOPTION) @hunterdogrescue
Chiquitita the Chihuahua enjoys some fine art on a lovely evening.
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
What refined taste she has!
↳↳ Hunter Kennels (UP FOR ADOPTION) @hunterdogrescue
*they. Chiquitita is non-binary.
↳↳↳ mitya :) @scarfy
Oh, my apologies. I hope Chiquitita enjoys themselves for the rest of the performance!
i delivera the pizza @wheatbread
I'm looking to adopt a dog, does anyone have experience with @/hunterdogrescue? The website looks good but it seems like a very small kennel, not a lot of testimonials.
↳ Sofia @sofiaa1908
We adopted from Hunter's two years ago. The owner, Alexei, is very nice and clearly cares very much about the dogs. He actually put us through quite the vetting process, but afterwards he set us up with just about everything we needed. No complaints!
↳ D. DK @steppevacation
Experience was great, Alexei made it very simple. Even gave us a free signed commemorative album as a gift for the adoption.
Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
Seated. The staff are asking me to leave because 'there isn't even a release date' and 'you're scaring the other patrons', but I am simply too seated. They'll have to drag me out by the ankles.
The Steambird @thesteambirdpaper
Inside Furina de Fontaine's newest project: a dramatic tale of self-actualisation, starring the prima ballerina Odette Spessiva. Read it for free now on thesteambird.org
↳ lepine THE pauline @lepauline
IM LITERALLY BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS IM SO EXCITED GAHHHHHH
↳ Albedo @kreidelaboratory
...uh, Doctor?
↳ peach @1demiurge3
This will be a romantic story like none that has come before... you think so too, right?
↳↳ tbz @tblazeit
NO NO NO
↳↳ elly! ☔ @umbrelly
GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER
mitya :) @scarfy
That was the WRONG account
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
I'm not deleting it. I'm not a coward. They haven't seen anything yet
↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
it was bound to happen eventually
↳↳ mitya :) @scarfy
The day YOU mix up your accounts is the day the entirety of Teyvat loses faith in you
normal_npc @bluebirdofmisfortune
Why is the renewable energy guy tweeting about a ballerina like she's his favourite idol
↳ Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
God forbid a scientist has hobbies.
↳↳ normal_npc @bluebirdofmisfortune
HELLO?????????
Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
Yes yes, my cat is out of the bag, but you should still care about renewable energy. Read my latest publication here: akashascholar/id:3892880
↳ Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
Apparently this is getting more traction than my usual articles. So my little mistake was a blessing in disguise, really.
ja!ho!da!!! 💨 @jaholdahardlyknower
ok so oomf is 30
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
TWENTY NINE!!!! IM 29 I AM! TWENTY NINEE
↳↳ ja!ho!da!!! 💨 @jaholdahardlyknower
🦖 <- did you know him
Vodya˚𓆝 *˚⁺͙· @nitsavodya
I've been trying to convince Odette to make an account but she just won't budge. In the meantime, I've been reading her everyone's lovely comments! Please keep them pouring in~ (But make sure to save some for me, too!)
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
I've arranged my thoughts into a reader-friendly numbered list, so be sure to read all of them Read More
↳ 正常的怒视 @xiatiao0394
Translated from Liyuean
(shrieking in love) (bizarrely twisting) (snarling) (growling) (dancing) (cheering) (shrieks brightly) (run with conviction)
↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
the appropriate response
↳↳↳ mitya :) @scarfy
Where are your compliments?
↳↳↳↳ tugarin's record: 6 @aly0sha
i don't think they need to go in a public forum
Celebrity News @celebnews
Tall, Dark and Handsome: Everything we know about the man seen escorting the Korolevskiy stars in downtown Snezhnograd
↳ vera @verafy
just big and greedy... he can't handle allat
↳ 🌸nescia🌸 @EvanesciaCantAscendia
Someone please check on the energy guy
↳ Vodya˚𓆝 *˚⁺· @nitsavodya
Valeriy is one of our security guards. He is very reliable and a great friend. I hope that news outlets won't blow this out of proportion and make his life difficult...
tugarin's record: 7 @aly0sha
taking care of things. tugarin was a very good boy today
Zero Two One Two @0212tres
Dude that celebrity news account got nuked wtf happened
ja!ho!da!!! 💨 @jaholdahardlyknower
it actually gets worse. oomf is my ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING LECTURER????
↳ mitya :) @scarfy
Hold on, you're THAT Jahoda?
↳↳ ja!ho!da!!! 💨 @jaholdahardlyknower
i KNEW something was weird when you made us stop in the middle of a lecture to show off your souvenir collection
↳↳↳ mitya :) @scarfy
We will never speak of this to anyone.
↳↳↳↳ ja!ho!da!!! 💨 @jaholdahardlyknower
are you actually married??
↳↳↳↳↳ mitya :) @scarfy
Not yet.
PopTeyv @popteyvat
At tonight's #TeyvGala, prima donna and prima ballerina, the mononymous Vodyanitsa and Odette Spessiva, seem to be wearing matching rings.
↳ 🌸nescia🌸 @EvanesciaCantAscendia
Okay someone check on energy guy for real this time
↳↳ vera @verafy
or maybe this is exactly what he wants...
mitya :) @scarfy
:) :) :) :)
↳ ja!ho!da!!! 💨 @jaholdahardlyknower
doc i swear if i get to our next lecture and you're wearing one too
Dr. Dmitry Kurchatov @energyiseverything
So it seems that a lot of things have happened overnight, and a lot of people who wouldn't have even known our names otherwise have become quite invested in some kind of story... I confirm nothing, except that I am surrounded by people quite out of my league.
Vodya˚𓆝 *˚⁺͙· @nitsavodya
Isn't my ring pretty? It's only a promise ring for now, but who knows what will happen one day~
Hunter Kennels (UP FOR ADOPTION) @hunterdogrescue
I just rehome dogs. Not sure what everyone's tagging me for. Say hello to Connor the cocker spaniel.
The Korolevskiy Troupe @korolevskiytroupe
Would everyone please calm down
mitya :) 🔒 @scarfy
Still not sure exactly who started this all, but I think it's time to lock this account down to keep out gossipy newcomers. If you were here already, congrats! You get to stay.
yamit ✌️ @notnotnotscarfy
Resplendent, life-changing, one of a kind - a phenomenon that makes you truly appreciate that you time on Earth coincided with it
Teyvariety @teyvatvariety
Inside the lives of Snezhnaya's leading classical stars: read the interview and see the photoshoot here: teyvariety.net/news/23907740
tugarin's record: 8 @aly0sha
just got unsuspended. what happened