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CHAPTER ONE— If You Know, You Know
"If your enemies overpower you, summon more powerful enemies so that they will fight each other while you run away" —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"When in doubt explode a mountain" —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Actually exploding things is a valid way to resolve any situation." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"LEODERO!" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud"
"If you are sufficiently annoying and perplexing, your opponent might be too perplexed to kill you outright." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If you act insane enough, people would not think you to have an actual plan and thus will be caught off guard." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If you are short on manpower, just use child labor" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"It's not child labor if they came to you first" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Wheelchair employees make the best subordinates, especially when they have no idea that they're working for you." —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"It is not child labor if they are actually over 300 hundred years old" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Medical benefits make your employment contract look way more attractive. If you are unsure, just throw in some medical benefits." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"The wise Fool stays silent because he either forgot or doesn't know what to say." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Remember if you do not know what is happening, neither does anyone else." —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If someone claims that they do know what is happening, gaslight them until they realise that they actually do not' — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Wear a monocle on your left eye to scare your enemies" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Wearing monocle on your left eye is a great way to greet babysitters who you have not seen in a long time" — Amon, The Art of being a Wonderful person
"When dealing with someone who can easily read your mind make sure to make it so you yourself do not know your escape plan" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If you pretend that you know what is going on well enough, other people will reveal the information they think you already know way more easily." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud"
"If your correspondence costs money, make the other person pay for it, so you don't have to" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"When being hunted by cultists the most important thing is your bank account. Never put your honorific name as your bank password. Someone will dox you" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"It is not cannibalism, it is just taking advantage of characteristics' convergence law at angel level" — Klein, probably
"When in doubt, cannibalism. Cannibalism is also a reasonable solution to any problem actually" — Amon, definitely
"People cannot accuse you of pretending to be a god if they themselves assigned you godhood and never directly asked you if it was actually true." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud"
"If you need to get a quick snack just borrow your brother's bone cathedral" - Amon, The Art of getting free food
"If you can't deal with an artifact, throw it at the nearest angel you don't like" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Another way to deal with artifacts is to make them deal with each other. It encourage good work place relations" —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If you have a problem make it someone else's problem" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"You can always make it the problem of some official Church" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If the enemy is stronger, call your mom and run away" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If you promised someone help just call your dad to do that for you" - Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"You do not need believers if you believe in yourself. Be devout and become a blessed" —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"If someone is your enemy and you know some other enemy of yours also hate them, do not be ashamed of spam calling them." —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"When in doubt on how to justify needing money as a god, pretend you have a blessed.' — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Pirates are actually walking wallets" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Unfortunately, most pirates do not carry much pocket change" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"People will not think you are weird if you surround yourself with weirder people" —Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Mushrooms are in fact terrifying." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"When in doubt, cite revelations and religious zealotry." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"The cons of being the leader and member of a cult is that you cannot ask for reimbursements and have to pay taxes" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"When in doubt, actually die" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Beware beautiful women" - Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud (?)
"If you feel sexual arousal or attraction, you actually do not" — Klein Moretti, the art of asexuality
"It's a curse from your enemies, perform an exorcism ASAP" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Asexuality
"Everything is probably the Spectator's fault." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Meow" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Talk shit and get hit only applies if they manage to get close enough to hit you." — Klein Moretti, The art of Fraud
"Seers are notably difficult to kill. So are Apprentices and Marauders. This is terribly inconvenient." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Skill issue" — Amon, who is still here
"The only time it is not gay to have a man inside you is when he is a pocket grandpa. Unless you are already gay, in that case you were just asking for it." — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"Plagiarizing from a plagiarist is not actually plagiarizing. If he doesn't believe in copyrights, neither do I" — Klein Moretti, The Art of Fraud
"It is a reasonable development" — Adam, who is not necessarily Adam