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1. According to the Internet, We’re Dating by Ella_166

   Fandoms: 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025), 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shen Wenlang/Sheng Shaoyou
   • Omegaverse
   • Alpha/Alpha
   • Humor
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Meta
   • Fiction within fiction
   • Accidental matchmaking
   • everyone ships it
   • Sexual Tension
   • Business Rivals
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Falling In Love
   • Getting Together
   • Secret Relationship
   • Social Media
   • the internet ships them
   • The Internet Was Right
   • bad erotica
   • Discussions of Sexual Positions
   • Bottom Shen Wenlang
   • Fictional Mpreg
   • coffee as a love language
   • acts of service
   • corporate shenanigans
   • Shen Wenlang Reads Porn For Research Purposes
   • Sheng Shaoyou Also Reads Porn For Research Purposes
   • they are both liars
   • They Fell In Love Because Someone Wrote Porn About Them
   • Unfortunately The Book Keeps Being Right
   • The Balcony Is Important
   • Happy Ending
   • Two CEOs One Brain Cell
   • Accidental Relationship
   • The Author Is Having The Time Of Their Life
   • The Author Regrets Everything

   Summary

   Sheng Shaoyou and Shen Wenlang barely know each other—until a wildly popular erotic romance novel decides otherwise, turning them into the internet’s favorite Alpha/Alpha power couple. Determined to prove just how wrong the book is, they both read it strictly for professional reasons, only to find themselves spending more and more time together arguing about fictional sex positions, questionable characterization, and one suspiciously romantic balcony.

   Series

   • Part 17 of Master of Desire Fanwork Fest

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