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The streets of the outside surface world where all past dreams were forgotten. Streets growled with the onslaught of cyber-zombies and hordes of nexuslings flying and patrolling , Lamentia was running away from the cyborg - zombies.
SHIT SHIT SHIT!! -Lamentia said in a scared tone . Nervous as she was running away from her demise.
Playerdude , Astroson , Simp and Ots crunched behind the rusted old car.Playerdude having summoned a rifle gun was preparing to shoot zombies.
Damn it !! The zombies are behind her!! how can I shoot without harming her??-Playerdude said with a great distress.
Maybe we should … wait un…until lady Lamentia doesn't cover our field of view??-Ots explained nervously.
This isn't an option right now Ots . They will catch Lamentia sooner or later we have to figure out something!!- said simp worringly after all they couldn't afford to lose her to the enemy.
TSK !!! STOP YAPPING YOU TWO AND THINK OF SOMETHING FAST!! - Playerdude ssaid angirly .
Isn't it your job to think of something great??-Astroson chimmed in .
Bro I'm also the muscle of the rebellion and the group here . Right now I need to eliminate those bastards and save our friend-said Playerdude.
Then Lamentia managed to climb on top of some wall of a ruined house using a grappling hook. Cyborg -zombies growl with system error noises.
Well ?? Some help will be greatly appreciated now. - Lamentia said it with slight irritation in her voice .
Grrr !! shut up Lamentia don't play on my nervessss - Playerdude muttered under his breath then he proceeded to shot five zombies.
Yes!! A headshot pentakill baby !! with no hax !! Now to kill the rest of those motherfuckers-Playerdude said.
Oh no!! Mister Playerdude looks like the rest is onto us- said Ots hugging and squishing her Teddy Bear Ots44A.
Looks like they are catching up who's responsible for that loud bang . We need to think of something soldiers !! - said Simp
Retreat ?? - said Astroson and Ots shyly
Cyborg zombies caught onto what was the source of the assault and they started marching the group.
Shit !! I mean NO!! No WE ARE NOT GOING BACK !! Remember our mission that Marshal assigned to us ?? - said Playerdude
He said to raid and steal spaceship blueprints and tachyons from the Rotsar lab. I wanted to stay behind but you dragged me into this mission - said Astroson in his nihilistic point of view.
I just wanted you not to rot your life away in the bunker Junior . Now get ready noobs because it looks like those fuckers are ready to jumps us!!-said Playerdude getting ready to fight. His extremely scarred arms erupted into pink flames. Reading to summon anything and fight.
But I don't have a weapon … - said Ots
You have me Ots. I will be shielding you my yuri. - said Simp lovingly before pulling out her kinetic crossbow.
ehh - Astroson sighted . Takes the rifle gun and puts on his eye visor.
Ready everyone ?? - said Playerdude as the cyborg zombies are approaching ever so closer.
What are those idiots doing and what's taking them so long ??-said irritated Lamentia before reloading her grappling hook and getting to the higher ground.
Playerdude summons his Pac-Mans that fall from the sky onto the enemies. They land on the heads of zombies.They start chewing their next victims. Zombies growl and static shock in panic.
NOW!! Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, (Select), Start. You are all done for zombies!! Prepare for the cheat assault!! - said Playerdude in his nonsense gamer mumbling.
Enough chit chat !! let's get rid of those zombies and get on with our lives!! - said Simp before shooting a few cyborg zombies and exploding their heads using kinetic missile arrows.
eeeek !! hold on tight Ots44A. - said Ots
Playerdude jumps into the zombie group . He then grabs one zombie by the arm and hides behind this zombie , making this zombie his shield. Other zombies approaching he uses the first zombie to deflect the other ones then one tries to jump Playerdude with the saw arms . PD quickly tosses the cyborg zombie that he was holding hostage to the saw arms zombie.Pac-Mans fall to the ground trying to shake themselves out of the shock of falling down.
Ehhajhfifh ehh ??! WHAT WAS THAT FOR WAKA!?!? - Big Pac-Man and the leader of the Pac-Man pack said .
There was a large bang . Lamentia threw a large grenade to disperse the zombies. Junior and Simp kept packing bullets into and exploding heads of zombies. Pac-Mans were chewing and ripping zombies apart. Soon afterward all cybrog zombies are all dealt with.
It's over ?? Aww shunks I wanted to try some new combos . That wasn't fun at all.- Playerdude said.
Really ?? All of that and you are still not satisfied?? Wow just just wow - Simp said mockingly while holding Ots.
Excuse him he's just like that. All thrilled to show off- said Astroson.
Lamentia comes down quickly to the group.
It's all fun and games everyone but we need to move before nexuslings arrive . - said Lamentia.
Playerdude makes Pac-Mans desummon themselves and then he summons a portal gun.He was preparing to open a portal when suddenly they hear a buzz noise. it's nexuslings coming to patrol the streets as regular.
Oh no !!- Everyone explained
Already !? Those thincans are here already!?! Um uhh … this way everyone !! Behind the ruined house . We can discuss our plan there. - Playerdude said before using a portal gun to teleport the team to the safest location.
Scanning the area … scan complete … result: a fight out … Carnage … surviving earthy meatballs did that. Sending the report back to the Nexusmarch system. - Nexuslings said in their cold Ai robotic voice.
Oh my stars we are screwed . What do we do now??- Ots said
Relax I'm pretty sure they can't exactly pin point this to us plus Playerdude's powers don't leave a mark on anything.- Lamentia said calming down Ots .
Next we should try finding Rotsar's lab. - Astroson said it noncholantly.
Good thing I brought a holo watch with a general layout map of the area and the city…. It's up north in the highly patrolled zone. - said Simp
Hmmm that will be a problem . The area is chalk full of monitoring and robots all over the dang place ssssss- Playerdude said hissingly.
Looks like this part of the mission is far too dangerous for you two little orphans . We appreciate the help you Simp and Ots have provided us but from now this adults mission. - said Lamentia trying to take care of the little ones.
Speaking of why did they insist on going on a mission ?? I wasn't there at the meeting - said Astroson
TSK they CrIeD To tHe MaRsHaL tO LeT ThEm Go On ThE MisSiOn LiKe LiTtLe BaBiEs-said Playerdude in a belittling mocking tone.
Hey !! stop it with those accusations. We didn't cry to be included . We wanted to prove to Janssen that we are worthy to be sent on the missions. - said Simp defeanding her and Ots choice to go on a mission.
Even tho he was against it . He let us on the mission this one time. - Ots said
Sounds like you guys are just trying to put yourself in danger just to get Marshal's approval on joining the warriors of the rebellion. - said Astroson
Good luck with that an orphan is always an orphan in the rebellion and there's now way in changing that- said Lamentia
Just like our lives- said Astroson.
Simp and Ots frowned and sighed from crushed hopes.
Just give us a chance - Ots said under her breath.
Wisssshful thinking . My father caressss for you orphanssssss not to risssssk their life and remain isssssolated from the resssst. - said Playerdude in a snake hissing tone.
And we are breaking this status quo just like you guys are doing with the system- Ots and Simp said together.
The rest was silent . They looked at each other .
Enough chatting like we are some chatter boxes. Time to move !! This lab is in New Sarpolis. Playerdude summon a car for us , the one that looks like it belongs to the rich people. - said Lamentia.
I don't know how to drive my lady . No one here is able to drive. - said Playerdude
I know how to drive . I was 17 when things turned upside down- said Lamentia
Then you drive Misssy hisssssy . - said Playerdude
Maybe I should make you a nice sweet ponytail. - said Ots
!! HISSSSSSSSS DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY SHINY PRECIOUS HAIR HISSSSSS !!!! - Playerdude hisses angirly and makes himself look bigger to scare away ots from touching his precious hair.
yikes !! Geez chill out you act like I'm a hair thief or something. - said Ots in shock of the response.
Nevermind get in the car- said Simp.
They get in the car at least they try … but of course Playerdude's extremely long and bushy hair is getting in the way . He isn't any better either. Lamentia is stuck in the driver's seat listening to this nonsense.
Ouch Ouch ouch!! Pd stop pushing through you won't fit !! Go to the front seat,- said Simp and Ots annoyingly in pain.
SHUT IT!! I have to be close to Junior because I need to watch him for his safety. You two move to the front seat you underage yuri!! - said Playerdude angrily and protectivly .
Bleh Bleh Bleh pffff …. ewww your hair is getting everywhere …. and they take up so much space . Tie them at least - said Ots.
Yeah just like Ots told you before besides loose hair will only hinder you during this mission-said Simp
I can fight perfectly with my loose hair. NO NEED FOR PONYTAIL!! Your stupid problem if my hair is in a way . NOW GO SCRAM TO THE FRONT SEAT!! I need to be with my pookie . - said Playerdude on the verge of exploding from anger.
ForAlvaro's sake…. HEY !! stop arguing and let's go already !! the thifting won't do itself. Kids up to the front seat!! There PD you can cuddle with Junior all by yourself . Happy?? Simp you need to cuddle up with Ots in one seat like sardines. - said Lamentia
Together you said?? - Simp said.
(MASSIVE YURI MOMENT)
Now is everyone seated ?? - said Lamentia.
Yes - said PD , Simp , Ots and Junior.
Then let's go!! -said simp
They drove off towards the New Sarpolis . After two hours they finally arrive in Sarpolis. The skyskrappers are everywhere . The same goes for the pollution stretching high up into the mesosphere. The sky is tinted that ugly orange , the air is suffocating even more than it was in the suburbs . Acid rain falls from the sky . The air is full of Nitrogen Dioxide and the particles from countless wildfire smokes and deforestations.
(Sigh) … We're here gang.- said Lamentia.
Finally - said Astroson
So this is New Sarpolis ?? It looks so soulless - said Ots.
Well pff… what did you expect from those robots ?? - said Simp.
Everything looks so metal and low quality - said Ots
Has no heart and didn't require any skills to build that because of these pathetic robots who think they are way better than humans in almost everything ?? Yes. - said Playerdude and Astroson.
Now to find this Rotsar Laboratory. Simp map please- said Lamentia
Here … it's on Primeweb street . I opened the Laikahoo maps.- said Simp.
They go as the gps said.
Amazing we are getting help from the sssssssstupid ai . Did you inssssstaled ai on this watch and gave thisssss thing to Sssssimp???- said Playerdude being against ai and robots
Oh of course because you could have done a much better job at navigating us through this metal mess than this ai system- said Lamentia.
Why yes !! Everyone knowsssssss I'm the greatessst geniusssss and a polymath in the entire universsssssse !! I can easily out do the ai in less than a sssssecond. - said Playerdude proudly.
They all just sigh at this statement. At this point just common for this kind of behaviour from Pd. After some time they arrive at the security gates leading to the Rotsar Lab.
Ok everyone hides and lowers yourself in your seat . If they see us like this will be the end of us . I will turn the autopilot on so we can arrive safely. - said Lamentia.
Lamentia turns the autopilot and hides below the steering wheel . Simp takes and hugs Ots warmly and they both lower and cover themselves with Simp's scarf.
Don't worry you will be safe with me pookie - said Simp.
Astroson and Playerdude both curl up and Playerdude covers them both in his hair so they both look like a brown cozy blanket. Then Sarguards come to check and inspect.
Inspection Inspection .. Stop your prioritizing tasks. Please upload your central processing unit motherboard memory contents to the identification machine.- said Sarguard (xjr8/12)
Xjr8/12 comes a little closer to the suspicious car with two other robot buddies. They check and scan the car and they don't detect anything raising their suspicions .
No earthy meatballs detected. Please proceed further. You're a fine machine. - said Sarguard (xjr8/12)
The car passes through the inspection. It rides a good while until the team can safely reveal themselves .
Phew we passed the hardest part - Simp sighted in relief.
Where issss the checkpoint here in casssse I need to ressspawn?? Or better yet any power upsssssss ?? - said Playerdude.
Ehh I can't with your gaming delusions. Anyway if that's taken care off . We need to park somewhere hidden. So the robots won't suspect a thing . Plus we still need this car for escape. - said Lamentia
They pull up to a hidden corner where the security gaze does not fall. Then they get out of the car. They carefully examine the area.
GG map clear team- said Playerdude
We need to somehow get in the laboratory. Any ideas gang??-said Ots
How about I ssssssummon Sssssteve from minecraft to dig through this wall and get usssss into the building??-said Playerdude
How about you brute force your way in if you are so keen on this idea without giving it a single thought huh??- said Simp.
Oh and you have any other brilliant ideassss little missss perfect?!? - said Playerdude irritated .
How about hacking the systems. Maybe you could materialize game skins from the game to real life PD. - said Lamentia
If so make us look like robots- said Ots
Oh come on my minecraft idea wassss way better but fine have it your way . If this idea doessssn't pan out we go back to my idea- said Playerdude
Playerdude tries to manifest game skins on his teammates nothing happens.He tries to imagine them with those skins. No result.
Annnnd ?? Looks like your powers hit a solid power ''ceiling'' - said Lamentia
Oh for crying out loud!! No thissssss just meanssss I haven't unlocked that part of my power ssssyssstem on my ssssssskill tree. Let's jusssst go with my plan - said Playerdude
Everyone just rolls their eyes and then Playerdude summons Steve.Steve the digs through the wall to the highest floor.
Thank you Sssssteve . Now come back (desummons). Ok here we are- said Playerdude
Ok looks like we are cooked . Time to go back- said Astroson.
No you stay right here - said Simp
Well said my Yuri. I hope you are holding on to the hopes of our mission here Ots44A- said Ots
Wait !! nnnghhggh …. aaaghh haaa!!!- said Playerdude concentrating using his powers as he tries to disable the tight security.
Ultimately Playerdude unleashes a massive pink shock wave throughout the building .The cameras are off but it also gets to the robots. It shook them they turned off and on and they right away sensed the danger. They are on their way to the floor that is the cause of this surge.
Good Job Einstein !! You alerted Nexus's minions. - said Lamentia being enraged by what PD did.
Fuck!! Doesn't matter . I'm getting out of thissss crap hole . Thissss missssssssion isssss crucial to my end goal. SSSSO YOU ALL BETTER LISSSSSSSSTEN TO ME IDIOTSSSS. We are sssstealing thosssse ssstuff.- said Playerdude
They come out of the hole. The squad went up to the room where they held spaceship blueprints and tachyon containers behind a sealed shut vault. Simp managed to open the door.
Grab the important stuff.Maybe there are also blueprints for a time machine?? - said Ots
Got the blueprints for the spaceship. - said Astroson
SLAM!!… punching sounds …. Playerdude tries to open the steel shut door to get to the tachyon containers.
GGGGGGGAAAHHH!! OPEN !!! I NEED THIS SSSSSTUFF TO REVERSE THIS TRAGEDY!! - Playerdude growls
Llll … ooo.. ks li...ike my poor little thing needs s…ss..ssome help from me Tehe. I saw everything . Your zom…bie fi...ght your pathetic failure at disabling the security and alerting those robots and now you don't have enough strength to open this vault Player. Make a deal with me grrrrrrooow strrrooongeeeer aaand get to your precious all you have to do is sell your sanity to me- Games the gaming demon appeared suddenly in his mind.
Get lost Gamessss you sssstill need me ?? I don't need you. OUCH!! my arm!! there goesss another bruisssse - said Playerdude
Hey stop talking to yourself bro if you need help … - said Astroson
NO!! this issss my burden and my missssssssion I need to get tachyonssss. OUCH !! GAAH !! (his arms burst with pink flames more intensely than before then he starts punching the door ferociously) OPEN!! I have the sssssstrength I'm a killing machine.. then why??? I sssswear I'm not ssssschizophrenic- yelled Playerdude.
I don't buy it you lunatic. Oh a things replicator. I will get this!! - said Ots
Marshal will just use it to duplicate his drugs- said Simp
Intruders prepare to be eliminated or detained for stepping out of line - said multiple Sarguards and Nexuslings arriving at the scene.
Scanning the units… Earthy meatsacks anti Nexus rebelliants . Get your hands in the air!!-said Nexuslings
nnnnhhh - Playerdude breathes heavily he is covered in his super long hair so it only looks like there's a giant hair monster just standing and breathing. He eyes the robots with a rage in his eyes. Veins are popping up all around his body like he's about to lose his mind .
They are caught.The best they can do right now is try to get out of this alive. Everyone prepares for the fight. Simp gets out her kinetic crossbow , both Junior and Lamentia get out their guns but Playerdude just stands there fumming in rage that he's still a weakling . How pathetic of him .
J…UUUS..TT saayy YEES it only co…st five percent of your sanity. Come on I kno…w you enjoy the thrill of griding and figh…ting. The dopamine . Let it cons..um..e you. - said Games
Deal!!-said Playerdude
After that Playerdude took a massive hit to his mental health going down from fifty percent to forty five percent. Everyone suddenly started hearing manaical laughing. He's got multiple rows of his sharp shark teeth , his finger now resambling claws. He looked at them all with the craving for bloodlust and carnage. He jumped back to his teammates. He flipped the table and made a force field. Then the robots started attacking.
WOW the helly happend PD you look way scarier now.-said Ots
Don't step any closer Ots . It's for your safety - said Simp
I … HISSSSSSS!!! I got the power up but at the cost of my sssssssanity. PD roars I got more animalissssstic. SSSssstand back let me go aggro at them up clossssse . You all keep sssshooting - said Playerdude
Bu..bu..but Mister if we begin an assault w…we can accidently hurt you- said Ots being scared of PD's new look.while being hugged by overprotective Simp.
While they were talking sarguards started attacking . With them blasting lasers and morphing their hands into saw blades. nexuslings were flying all over the place recording and sending the evidence to the Nexusmarch system.
Your resistance methods are feutile surrender now lower life forms - Sarguards explained
Playerdude turns around . He puts down his glasses .
Don't worry about me I will be fine. HISSS!! you robotsss ssshould know your place-Playerdude said as he exits the force field.
Shoot shoot squad for the sake of our survival!! - said Lamentia
Playerdude rushed over with such a velocity that he kicked xjr8/12 into the wall knocking it unconscious . Two sarguards went up to him and slashed across PD's chest and face with their saw blades. The blood was gushing out of him.
GAAAH!! HA…. heavy brething hahahaha … that's the sssstuff … MORE PAIN!!!GIVE ME MORE!! - said Playerdude clearly enjoying the feeling of pain now.
Bullets were flying all over . Simp takes down several nexuslings with Junior.Lamentia tries to take down the huge sarguards with her endless onlaught barrage of bullets. To no use they are too robust and tanky. One of Sarguards notices . He approaches the force field trying to distrupt it or destroy it .
Oh no!! - said Lamentia before using her grappling hook to push in and then out of their close sight this aggresor Sarguard.
Gotta figure out how to get rid of them and get those tachyons soon!! hmm got it!! the blades PD !! use those to make those steel doors a lot easier to open.- said Lamentia
Yeah easier said than done- said Astroson
PD nodded . All tho he preferred to do this the forceful way. He charged at one of the guard robots and he used his pink powers to short circuit the robot before twisting and ripping the saw blade hand out . He tossed those over to the group and then finished the robot off . Everyone focused on the last robot barraging it with the missile attacks. Xjr8/12 charged at the shooting group but Playerdude tackled the Sarguard just in time . Then he violently clawed out the hole and ripped out his robotic guts. Having a huge grin on his face and chuckling to himself. He's enjoying mudulating this robot. Clawing and turning this robot into a pile of trash.
YESSSS!! DIE!! be a trasssssh that you are!! - said Playerdude
OK stop PD!! he's already dead and destroyed!! let's go and open the vault!!- said Simp
NONOnononono hehehehe … they must pay for their actions!! heavily breathes FOR WHAT THEY DONE TO EVERYTHING-said Playerdude in a daze of lunacy.
I go open this maybe after sawing some part off the door will fall off themself??- said Astroson
We go with you- both Simp and Ots said
Lady Lamentia you should try to make PD come to his senses- said Ots
Lamentia nodded
They both went their ways . Junior , Simp and Ots sawing door hinges until they fall off and hope for the best they don't get crushed by it . Lamentia went over to PD who was still psychopathically ripping xjr8/12 to shreddes. She tapped him on his shoulder.
RAAAH!! - Playerdude said
Suddenly something flashed it was xjr8/12 head as it took a picture and sent it over to the Nexusmarch system as a machine twitch impulse. Lamentia slaps PD and he comes back to his senses.
Thank you Lamentia he sees the rest loosening the steel door let me handle this - said Playerdude proudly
We almost done you coco . - said Simp
PD doesn't listen as he rips out the door and tosses it. They go inside and take as many tachyon containers as they can. PD summon Kirby . Kirby swallows the containers and the spaceship plans.
They exit the Rotsar laboratory and arrive back at the bunker with the mission complete Marshal Janssen greets them back smoking the his cokaine.
puffs out a huge smoke Well well well if it isn't my my squad and those two little rouges . So cough cough I trust everything went all according to plan?? - said Janssen clearly at ease they made it back safe.
Yes everything went as per your plan - siad Lamentia
Kirby throws up the items
Good … and what happened to you my boy?? You look different and scarier looking - said Janssen
He uhhh … - said Astroson , Lamentia , Simp and Ots
Got an update . In sssshort there'ssss a demon in my mind chip and I made a pact with him for more power because I felt useless and It cost me my ssssanity. - explained Playerdude
So back then you werent talking to yourself but to this mind entity thing??- said Lamentia
Son please for the love of Alvaro . I already had problems with you before and now?!? It's like trying to keep three little monsters caged up but instead of three I have one monster son. You are a headache but I still love you nonetheless. - said Janssen
Whatever this was for the survival and for my goalsssss. Now if you excusssse me I need to brainsssstorm on how to time travel - said Playerdude
I… but what about the spaceship??- said Astroson
We don't have enough materials for it.- said Lamentia
Then we will just have to steal it or find some- said Marshal Janssen
We rouge orphans will be glad to help again !! - said Ots
For sure we have proven ourselves to be capable to be sent out on the missions now Marshal??-said Simp
I…I need to think about it … after all you all so precious to me kids- siad Janssen
Simp and Ots sighted
So leave the material ghatering planning for me . Lamentia … try to help my son with the time travel thingy. I can't have him keep losing his mind escpecially now.- said Janssen
As you wish Sir.- said Lamentia
Kids come back to the orphanage with me.We will be having story time soon.Then I have you safely tucked in your beds -said Janssen
Everyone went their own separate ways in the rebellion bunker.