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Me, Myself, and Theodore by ReadstheRoom for Kisses_K
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2026
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“The things is-“ Theo takes a long drag from his cigarette, a post-shag tradition. "No one else can say they’d do differently when presented with a similar opportunity.”
Theodore snorts, rolling over onto his stomach and presenting his round, delectable arse. Theo watches with interest, his cock giving a valiant twitch, despite how thoroughly it’d just been worshipped.
“Oh yes, we are a real moral quandary, aren’t we? Let’s just spend the evening debating the ethics of cohabitating and ruthlessly fucking oneself.” He snags Theo’s fag, placing it between plump, pink lips, Theo’s lips. “I’m topping next time, by the way.”
Theo smirks, leaning in and pressing a kiss to the top of Theodore’s head. “Whatever you want, love, but it's my turn to choose takeout.”
OR
The one where Theo accidentally clones himself and then falls in love.