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Ineffable planes

Summary:

Good omens and top gun crossover fic because why not they both have John hamm and we need more gay maverick to piss off tom cruise.

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Crowley, aziraphale, beelzubub, and Gabriel all sit in the book shop trying to get along (aziraphale's idea) when suddenly Gabriel gets a call. "I should go take this". He goes into a different room to answer the phone and he comes back frustrated. "I am sorry everyone but I have to go" Gabriel says as he takes out aviator sunglasses from his pocket. Beelzubub starts to pack up and thanks aziraphale for everything since those two actually get along with each other while Crowley shoots daggers at Gabriel for leaving during his boyfriends dinner. "How long till you this mission starts?" Beelzubub asks while looking at Gabriel with concern. "Only 3 months." Gabriel says while grabbing his and Beelzububs coat. "What mission? Is heaven causing some bull shit again?" Crowley says and crosses his arms. "No it's nothing to do with heaven or hell in the slightest. It's just for side job I do." Gabriel says. "What kind of side job is it?" Aziraphale asks while cleaning up the dinner. "I am a naval air force commander" he says. "That isn't just some kind of side job. Thats a serious like full time job." Crowley says in disbelief. They all walk to the front doors of the book shop. "Well you guys can come with us." Beelzubub says to aziraphale. "Oh Crowley wouldn't that be wonderful" aziraphale says as he grabs Crowleys arm. "Yessss so wonderful angel. Just what i want to do with my time is watching this asshole yell at people more then he already does" he says sarcastically whole glaring at Gabriel. "Don't be so grumpy Crowley. We will gladly come with you guys." Aziraphale says to beelzubub. "Good we will meet you at the airport at around 5 tomorrow night" beelzubub says as they leave. Crowley makes sure they are gone. "What the hell angel. Why would you even agree to this. You know I already hate Gabriel with a burning passion let alone being stuck in a country that I also don't like with him. This is going to be worse then hell." Crowley says as he paces back and forth in the bookshop. "I need to start packing" aziraphale says rushing upstairs. "Did you even hear a single word I just said angel" Crowley yells. "Yeah something about Gabriel and not liking the us or something" aziraphale yells back. "This is just going to be so great" Crowley says while adjusting his glasses while heading upstairs to pack his clothes.