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Sent Message: This you, @Bob?
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/only-in-florida/dinosaurs-drugs-and-bad-driving-top-florida-man-stories-of-2019/2452700/ 12:31

Received Message from: Bob
no I was in prison for most of 2019

but i got featured here: https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/top-10-florida-man-stories-of-2022/ 12:36

Received Message from:Ava Starr
Is that the chicken thing? 12:38

Received Message from: Bob Replying to: Ava Starr
Is that the chicken thing?
that was back in 2011 or 2012 I think 12:40

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but i got featured here: https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news...
Which one's you? 12:41

Received Message from: Bob Replying to: You
Which one's you?
the one where I kicked the gator that was trying to eat the dog 12:42

Received Message from: Alexei Shostakov Replying to: Bob
the one where I kicked the gator that was trying to eat the dog
A TRUE AVENGER EVen back tehn

A YOUNG AVENGER! 12:43

Received Message from: Bob
I stole that dog, I don't think it counts 12:45

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Oh and I'm here too https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/top-15-florida-man-stories-of-2024/

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the ambulance one 12:46

Received Message from: Ava Starr
One article link is throwing a 404 and the other has broken pictures... 12:48

Received Message from: Ava Starr Replying to: Bob
the ambulance one
This is broken, what's the story there? 12:43

Sent Message, replying to: Ava Starr
One article link is throwing a 404 and the other has broken pictures...
Guess Val took care of that. 12:44

Received Message from: Bucky Barnes
That's likely, yes. 12:44

Received Message from: Yelena Belova Replying to: You
Guess Val took care of that.
Yup 12:44

Received Message from: Ava Starr
Devil works fast, but Val works faster. 12:45

Received Message from: Bob Replying to: Ava Starr
This is broken, what's the story there?
so my girlfriend drove me to the hospital because of a stab wound and ditched me there

but they were taking too long to see me so I went outside and an ambulance had just arrived so I stole it and left

didn't go very far tho

got seen by a doctor as soon as the security caught me, so I guess it all worked out in the end 12:51

Sent Message: That's one way to look at it... 12:51

Received Message from: Yelena Belova
Your gf sucks. 12:52

Received Message from: Bob Replying to: Yelena Belova
Your gf sucks.
yeahhh we broke up

mainly because she was the one who stabbed me

it was an accident tho 12:53

Sent Message, replying to: Bob
it was an accident tho
how do you stab someone by accident????? 12:54

Received Message from: Bob Replying to: You
How do you stab someone by accident?????
drugs 12:54

Received Message from: Ava Starr Replying to: You
How do you stab someone by accident?????
Drugs 12:54

Received Message from: Yelena Belova Replying to: You
How do you stab someone by accident?????
Drugs 12:54

Received Message from: Bucky Barnes Replying to: You
How do you stab someone by accident?????
Drugs. 12:54

Sent Message: GOT IT THANKS Now