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1. so now i don't ever have to leave by katraa for telepathicflower

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Aug 2026

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   • Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Canon Compliant
   • Mutual Pining
   • First Kiss
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Bickering
   • Flirting
   • Dancing
   • Getting Together
   • Misunderstandings
   • Top Alhaitham/Bottom Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Fake Marriage
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff

   Summary

   “Do you even know how to act besotted?”

   Alhaitham’s brows furrow. For a second, Kaveh wonders if he’s finally managed to stump the great Acting Grand Sage. And then… “I’ll manage.”

   A groan. “Of course you will.” Another fidget of his foot. “Were the wedding papers really necessary, though?”

   … Perhaps he ought to explain that part, too.

   Or, Kaveh reads a top-secret report on Alhaitham's desk and insists that they take matters into their own hands, which somehow leads to them signing marriage papers and going undercover in Mondstadt.

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