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Midoryia izuku was tired
And missing the first train did not help
Sure he would still be early to school but not early enough to avoid getting kicked once or twice before class
Not early enough to avoid getting his bag thrown around
Not early enough to avoid the spider lillies on his desk,
But still early enough and after all Izuku should be grateful that he's even allowed on the train, because we'll he's a waste of space and air
"LAST CALL FOR *****" a mechanical voice calls out
Izuku gets up, grabbing his bag and hopping out the train to
Head to school
Most of the school day goes by without much incident, sure izuku got some disgusted looks but that was normal enough to not bother izuku.
"Midoryia dont you want to go to UA too?" His teacher asks, smirking
"DEKU, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING" kacchans voice carrys across the room which is already filled with snickering.
"I-i wasn't re-really going t-to k-kacchan" god izuku hated his stutter
"Quirkless people can't even get in duh theres a rule" some girl with blue hair draws on
And izuku wanted to shout about how they changed that rule, he wanted to talk to these bullies the same way he talked to villains when he was Evergreen the 'coolest vigilante' as once dubbed by a group of little girls he ran into
"OI DEKU YOU IGNORING ME" shit izuku zoned out
"n-no kacchan" izuku said as he hit the floor, wait the floor? Did he get pushed?
"Hey Bakugo get a look at this" one of the three bullies held up a notebook, wait why did izukus shoulder hurt oh fuck that's HIS notebook
"H-hey do-dont touc t-that!" Izuku tries, and fails to be confident as he scrambles up
Everything goes past in a blur
"No the author is just to lazy to write it and their too scared to get anything wrong"
"Shut the fuck up izuku"
"Y,know if you really want a quirk there might be another way" Izuku perks up at that, was Kacchan actually being nice!
"Just take a swan dive off the roof of a building and pray for a quirk in your next life"
Oh
Oh...
And with that kacchan no Bakugo leaves his hooligans following him laughing
Izuku hates this school.
Would they even care? If I did jump.
Izuku thinks sadly as he walks out of school
"Thats not fish food" he mutters picking up the soggy notebook out of the koi pond, and fuck his shoulder hurt, he'll pick some burn cream up on his way home
I wonder if Eraser would notice if I died? Probably not im just some annoying problem vigilante kid
I could call him, I have his number?
No
No you'd be such a problem
*DING MOTHER FUCKER YOUVE BEEN ADDED TO A GROUP*
I... forgot that was my notification sound
Izuku pulls out his phone, replacing it with his bag as he continues his walk home
UA staff!!!
God.but.animal: play nice :)
CatsCoffeeSleep: Nedzu, who the fuck is (+81) ********
Unknown: yeah I dont think im supposed to be here?
CatsCoffeeSleep: yes I think it may be best if you leave
System:*Unknown has left chat*
YEAHHHHHH: Shou you didnt have 2 be so mean :(
I liked the listener
CatsCoffeeSleep: Zashi for all we know they could have been a villain.
System:*Unknown has joined chat*
God.But.Animal: ahh I apologize Unknown, but you cant leave
Bloodbender: now we can't use this for important stuff
RatedXOXO: we weren't going too tho
Unknown: im gonna go ahead and guess that ur all UA staff AKA PRO HEROS
TheAgeOfEmoPhase: how'd u figure it out?
Unknown: the name of the chat is "UA staff!!!" and @God.But.Animal was called Nedzu by @CatsCoffeeSleep
(Nice name btw)
CatsCoffeeSleep: thanks
YEAHHHHHH: SHOU?? SHOWING GRATIDTUDE???? NICELY???????? NEM GET THE CAMERA
system: *RatedXOXO has screenshot an image*
CatsCoffeeSleep: how old are you kid? @Unknown
Unknown: what's the date?
BombLoader: ... May 18
Unknown: thanks, im 14 then, also whyd you just assume im a kid???
CatsCoffeeSleep: you are though
YEAHHHHHH: I dont like how your just Unknown ima change that rlly quick,tell me something bout you??
Unknown: like?
YEAHHHHHH: like quirk or ur favorite animal or colour
Unknown: i have a better idea
System: *Unknown has changed their name to greeeeen*
YEAHHHHHH: is green you favorite colour?????????
Greeeeen: nope my favorite colours purple
THERAPY: why greeeeen then?
greeeeen: reasons Hound dog, reasons
THERAPY: how
greeeeen: (^。^)y-~
BombLoader: on Nedzu wtf was that?
greeeeen:φ(゜゜)ノ゜
Bloodbender: im suddenly very scared
System: *greeeeen has gone offline*
Izuku let's out a huff as he fights off a smile, theres people around showing weakness is not something a 'defenseless'
Deku should show
Walking a new route was Izukus 8th mistake that day (what were the first 7 we dont know, and well that's not important for now)
Izuku begins his tread with a skip in his step, why wouldn't he have a skip in his step? He somehow managed to scare the VLAD KING or atleast that was who he thought 'Bloodbender' is.
And then a slime creature grabbed Izuku
"This will only hurt for 47 seconds" the villain? Didn't izuku deserve this? The sludge guy wouldn't be a villain then right? Wait was This sludge the guys quirk? Was it a mutant or transformation? If water was poured into him would that dilute him or make him bigger?
The Sludge speaking again snapped izuku out of his mental rambling
"You should be a good suit, thanks kid you're my hero"
Izuku is slipping in and out of consciousness but then of course something had to happen
"DETROIT SMASH"
Izuku wakes up to the feeling of a hand making direct contact with his face, a slap
"Ah your awake now I shall rid of this creature" all might said
Wait all might?
"Please could you sign my notebook?!" Izuku asks flipping to a page, wait he already did sign Izukus notebook
In big black marker a 'ALL MIGHT, PLUS ULTRA' was written across two pages in his notebook
"AH I HAVE ALREADY MY BOY, NOW I REALLY SHOULD BE OFF" and well ozuku makes another mistake and grabs onto all might
"YOUNG-?"
"midoryia"
"AHH YES YOUNG MIDORYIA I DO ADORE MY FANS BUT THIS IS TRULY TOO MUCH, LET GO" then all might starts shaking his leg to get Izuku off
"If I let go i-I'll die!" Izuku states
"AHH YES" All might realizes eventually landing on a rooftop He starts to leave but then
"W-wait All might c-could a um a quirkless person become a hero like you?" Izuku knows the answer but well he hopes that maybe just this once the answer will be different
"No young uh young midolia or something a quirkless person would just be a liability in the field now I should get going now–"
And then for some reason all might shrinks
"Well this is because I got heavily injured during a fight and I can only stay in such a large form so long" All might responds, Izukus face must have shown his confusion
All might leaves
He leave Izuku alone on a roof after he said that izuku could never be a hero
'Take a swan dive off the roof of a building'
Sawn dive? That sounds good, but what about Eraser wouldn't he miss Izuku
No he won't maybe he might miss Evergreen but definitely not Izuku not Deku not the stalker kid who wrote about people
Then before he knows it he's standing at the edge of the roof
14 stories could get the job done, even if he has to bleed out for a few hours or minutes
*DING*
Izuku steps back from the edge, he wonders why the usual
'BITCH YOU HAVE MESSAGES' didnt happen but izuku honestly was happy about it he doesn't think he could deal with how loud it is
UA Staff!!
Bloodbender: soo @greeeeen what's your guesses on the rest of us heros?
greeeeen: well I belive you may be vlad king
@YEAHHHHHH is likely present mic
@God.But.Animal is Nedzu
@RatedXOXO is Midnight
@AgeOfEmoPhase is probably Thirteen
@Bombloader is powerloader
@THERAPY is Hound dog
@CatsCoffeeSleep is Eraserhead?
Then to the people who haven't talked yet
@KissyKissy is Recovery girl
So far that's all I've figured out so far
Bloodbender: dang
YEAHHHHHH: Correctismo little listener :)
RatedXOXO: you'd be right
AgeOfEmoPhase: bingo
KissyKissy: 🥰
Bombloader: was it really that obvious
CatsCoffeeSleep: My question is how you know Eraserhead exists let alone how you could tell that by my name.
YEAHHHHHH: DAYMN corect grammr
CatsCoffeeSleep: You're a language teacher how did you spell that as wrong as you just did.
greeeeen: @CatsCoffeeSleep IF COURSE I KNOW WHO ERASERHEAD IS YOURE MY FAVIROUTE HERO ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU FIGH4 BASSICALLY QUIRKLESS!!!!!!!
CatsCoffeeSleep: You dont have very good taste then.
THERAPY: my name.
YEAHHHHHH: Babe no.
CatsCoffeeSleep: (ToT)
Bloodbender: you've corrupted Eraser, the world shall end now
System:*greeeeen has left the chat*
Izuku smiles deciding to get off the roof the slow way
The stairs
Once he has gotten to the bottom he begins his walk back home. No alleyways not again
Suddenly a loud explosion brings Izuku out of his thoughts, wait was that one of Kacchans? Izuku would know he's heard them so much
Izuku breaks his way through the crowd only to see bakugo thrashing around in the midst of the Sludge guy, Villain he's a villain now right?
That didnt matter, izukus legs worked almost as fast as his head did as he ran into the 'Shock zone' and threw his bag off his shoulder into the eye of the villain
Were there two of them? Didn't All might catch one?
Oh
Izuku must have knocked the bottle off All might this was all his faul-
"DETROIT SMASH"
Izuku helps bring Bakugo to the heros to get him checked