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1. Syrup-Soaked Burbon Relief by ap_philophobia

   Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dale Cooper/Harry Truman (Twin Peaks)
   • Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)
   • Harry Truman (Twin Peaks)
   • Norma Jennings (Twin Peaks)
   • Slow Burn
   • Yearning
   • Flirting
   • Mutual Pining
   • But they both don't realize it like idiots
   • Drinking & Talking
   • Intoxication
   • Dale Cooper is a bit of a Lightweight (Twin Peaks)
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn with Plot
   • so much feelings its a suffocating :)
   • First Kiss
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Hand Jobs
   • Frotting | Rubbing Penises Together
   • Anal Fingering
   • Hair-pulling
   • Crying During Sex
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Aftercare
   • Falling In Love
   • POV Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)
   • Extended Metaphors
   • I got a little carried away with the metaphorical prose of it all but it works
   • The Trimeresurus Tibetanus means many things to poor Cooper
   • Bisexual Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)
   • Autistic Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)
   • Heteroflexible Harry Truman (Twin Peaks)
   • Bisexual Harry Truman (Twin Peaks)
   • he doesnt know and neither do i

   Summary

   Harry's voice would swim between sweetly wiping off his boots and politely taking off his cowboy hat, to hoarsely gruff as he bit through anger and his unbashful badge-adnored pride; like punching a certain FBI Agent square in the jaw.
   Dale would be lying to say it wasn't… attractive. Even as he pushed himself to find the attraction in deep-seated admiration, rather than the searing lascivious bed he found his late-night body in, it wasn't completely convincing. Particularly, as that familiar Viper slinked her way around his feet again.

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   About a week into the Laura Palmer case, Special Agent Dale Cooper was quick to form a new routine; one that usually ended in a cup of black coffee and a slice of warm pie. Tonight, his treat is pleasantly interrupted as the local Sheriff stops by and finally invites him over for a real drink.

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   English

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