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1. yoghurt bowls and circuses by crystallized_moths

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham & Vinícius José Paixão de Oliveira Júnior
   • Jude Bellingham & Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Vinícius José Paixão de Oliveira Júnior
   • (mentioned)
   • Carlo Ancelotti
   • Real Madrid Players
   • Cooking Together
   • but its js yoghurt bowls lowk
   • and theres not much judes contributing to the success of the bowl
   • acts of service
   • Banter
   • Top Erling Håland
   • Bottom Jude Bellingham
   • Service Top
   • lowk sub top erling tbh
   • Power Bottom
   • erling being down bad for jude
   • Erling Håland Loves Jude Bellingham
   • Soft Erling Håland
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • erling thinks jude is the best person on the planet and has made it his mission to prove it
   • (mostly to jude himself)
   • Inspired by The Night Circus
   • Stargazing
   • Texting
   • someone teach me spanish or norwegian pls i have personal beef w google translate
   • Soft Jude Bellingham
   • Jude Bellingham loves Erling Haaland
   • Fortune Telling
   • UEFA Champions League
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Author is larping football
   • no beta we die like my scores this semester
   • erling is lowk pathetic in this
   • in a good way we love pathetic men

   Summary

   in which erling tries to make a yoghurt bowl (gone...not wrong, per se, but gone something)

   originally inspired by the prompt 'season tickets' but then i got distracted when someone mentioned yoghurt bowls and the plot got distracted for a hot minute (emphasis on hot)

   Series

   • Part 4 of judy ⭐ / lyng 🤍

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