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I open my eyes slowly, a light is blinding me. I twitch my eyes pulling the cover over my eyes, after a minute my eyes finally adjust and i try to sit up. i look around.
my heart drops.
im strapped to a hospital bed holding down every limb of my body. I struggle trying to break free, its useless. Of course it is.
A second later Mike walks in grinning. For a second i didnt even recognise him. Hes in a pale blue waistcoat with bright blue rubber gloves and a huge medical mirror on his head that keeps slipping down his forehead. He bursts out laughing.
"You look so gay rn"
"Look at yourself" i say annoyed
"My outfit is PROFESIONAL actually"
"sure.."
He pulls out a clipboard bigger than his head and starts scribbling down something.
"What symptoms are you feeling right now?" he says while pulling a unserious face.
"Uhm, well my head is-"
Mike stops me. "Waittttt" he says
"TADAA"
he flips the clipboard around
It's a poorly drawn photo of rainbow dash
"I-Is that My Little Pony ?"
"ITS GOOD ISNT IT?" he smiles, i sigh.
"Could you unhook all this?"
Mike pauses. "I dont know how to do that"
"Didnt YOU do this??"
"Uh no my sneakylink did.." he says. i look both ways.
"No ones there mike"
he pulls a face at me " Why do u always say that are you 'DEER-phobic' or something?"
Mike pulls out a joint and hits it. He coughs "Woaaah stronger than last time i see? heh" he stands there laughing as if someone was there with him. i shake my head.
"can you find something to like untie me??"
"BORINGG!!" Mike screams. Just how much louder can this guy be??
Mike grabs the bed from behind and stats speeding down an abandoned hallway.
"what are yo-"
he continues to run down the corridor, where even am i??
"MIKE LET GO!!"
"Okay!"
He lets go off the bed its still speeding fast, i turn around, the bed spins towards the stairs
"OU SHIII"
*CRASH*
My body is crippled. Mike slides down the hand rail "Hey look! the straps came off!" with the little body strength i have i slap mike in the back of the head "OWCH what was THAT for??" I cba even arguing with him "Just get me out of this will you?" "FINEE" he scoffs.
Mike pulls me out of the bed. "Okay... LETS GO i HATE it here" he says kicking a rock with his shoe.
"How'd we even get here in the first place??"
"uh idk i was high" twitching his eyes.
"Why am i not surprised.."
I look around the empty hallway "Wait.. if this place is abandoned, where'd you get all that stuff?"
I look him up and down. Mike looks at himself.
"Uh dunno just found it"
"You just found medical uniform and gear?"
"Uhm.. yeah"
"where?"
he shrugs "somewhere?"
i sigh "Of course.."
We walk down te hallway in silence, doors hang open, old wheelchairs sit against the wall and suspiciously alot of paper scattered on the floor.
i pick one up. Mike freezes.
"Patient: Will Byers"
i stare at him and continue
"Cause of admission.." i pause
"fell down the stairs."
Mike snickers, "thats it?"
"THATS IT?!" i scream
he shrugs again "Apparently"
"Then why was i strapped to a hospital bed??"
He thinks for a moment.
"maybe you fell down really hard"
I punch him.
"OWWWWWWWWUHHHHHH" he whines.
"i hate you"
We continue walking, i stop to stare at a wall. Theres another badly drawn picture of rainbow dash just like mikes. we keep walking, another rainbow dash drawing. i look at Mike.
"Shes following us"
"Mike, thats a drawing"
"thats what she wants you to think"
i roll my eyes, we turn a corner. Another rainbow dash, mike walks past it. We turn another corner, another rainbow dash
"Mike."
"what??"
"Theres another one"
we walk a little further
Another.
and another
and another
i stop walking. "Why are there so many drawings of rainbow dash?"
he looks around "I dunno" he says. i point at him
"YOU drew these, didn't you?"
"What!? no!!"
"then who did?"
he pauses, "..Rainbow dash"
"I'm going home"
Mike follows "Wait!!"
ignore him, pushing the broken emergency door. i get outside and take a deep breath "finally."
I look up, theres a police car
"Oh shit."
Two police officers stand staring at us. "Why are you two here, this is private property. You're trespassing"
Mike turns to me. "It was him."
i look at him "WHAT?"
"He made me come in"
"I woke up here randomly?!"
"Not true officer!"
"You followed me!"
"he told me to"
" i DIDNT!!"
the officer sighs " So who broke in?"
Mike points at me "Him."
"You are such an asshole"
the officer looks at me "So you broke in?"
"Yes" i say even though i hadnt at all. Mike nods "Exactly" i turn to him
"YOU WERE THE ONE DRIVING A HOSPITAL BED DOWN THE HALLWAY AND THE CRASHING IT WITH ME IN IT!!"
"Allegedly."
the officer just sighes again " Right come over here, both of you" we start walking towards the police car. I look at mike, still wearing the medical waistcoat, the gloves and that stupid head mirror. i look at the officer, he hasn't said ANYTHING about it. i look back at mike,
"How are you even getting away with that outfit?"
he looks down "Oh," seeming surprised "I forgot i was wearing it"
i genuinely dont know whats happening anymore..
i sit in the car in silence. Mike looks over at me, i stop him before he can even speak.
"Don't"
"Whyyyy" he says sulking into his seat "If only rainbow dash was here" he sighs
suddenly over the trees a blue speck comes our way.
"what is THAT?" one of the officers say, "is it a bird? A plane?"
"WRONG ITS RAINBOW DASH!!" mike smiles.
just then a loud thud shutters the car and the top of the car rips open, its rainbow dash.
"NOW WILL, NOW GET UP!!" Mike gives me a hand and pulls me up onto rainbow dash. "C'mon lets go!!!" he says smacking her side. without another word rainbow dash lifts off into the air and i hold on tight to mike.
"MIKE WHAT THE HELL?!?"
"What??" he says turning around
"How is rainbow dash here??"
"What, did you think she wasnt real?"
"Well no- I mean!"
"Just shows your not ONLY 'DEER-phobic' but ALSO 'rainbow-phobic'"
"Mike, dont say that"
"Huh?" he says confused. he looks back down. "BRUHH these cops keep following us" he goes to reach in his medical waistcoat he still seems to be wearing and pulls out a...BOMB????
"MIKE WHAT IS THAT!??!"
"Le Bruh moment"
he drops the bomb, as soon as it hits the car, it flips as a loud boom of reds and yellows explode in the air. Rainbow dash takes a hit from the blast and starts to loose altitude.
"MIKE, SHES GOING DOWN!!"
"oops."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN OOPS?!"
"Uhm i didnt think about that.."
"I DONT WANNA DIE!" i scream holding onto mikes waist as we're about to crash. The landing wasn't soft, mike somehow breaks his fall on me and we bang into a tree and then into a bush of thorns.
I blink, mikes waving his hand above my face,
"Willlllllllllllllll U THERE?"
i snap up.
"Oh good i thought you were dead" he smiles
"Wheres rainbow?" i say picking a thorn out of my arm
"Uhm.. i dunno, havent seen her yet i was waiting for you"
"thats a first." i smirk
"Hey, i couldve left you if i wanted to its not like I care!!!" he says covering his face.
"Thank you Mike" i say. his face lights up, "OKAY! lets find rainbow dash!"
we walk abit in what looks like a forest "Mike, i think we've passed this tree already.."
"We havent"
"Yes we have i swear"
"Uh huh.. okay well if it was really the same tree then there would be nothing behind this bu-"
Oh my god.
"Mike im so sorry"
"NOOOO RAINBOW DASH DONT DO THIS TO ME PLEASE"
"Mike.."
"NO! RAINBOW DASH PLEASE CAN YOU HEAR ME IM HERE!!"
"MIKE!"
"WHAT" he screams
"Shes dead." i say
he curls into a ball around rainbow and starts shaking.
"Please dont cry mike we'll get through this together"
Mike lifts his head "Oh i wasnt crying i was just cutting her hair off"
"WHAT?!"
"Theres still the main 5 anyways its fine"
"THATS NOT MY POINT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HER HAIR?!"
"This?" he holds up a long multi-coloured curl and wraps it round his own hair.
"Aren't i beautiful?"
"Yes mike.."
"well too bad im not gay"
i dont answer. we keep walking while mike talks about his acting classes with sneakylink.
"Where'd u even get that bomb?"
"My epic waistcoat, what else?"
"No but like why was there a BOMB in the pocket??"
"Uh idk ask the pocket"
"and you KNEW that was just in your pocket the whole time?"
"Yeah.. pretty much"
i sigh " it wouldve been nice if you'd told me that earlier you know?"
"WOAHHHH HEY LOOK AT THATTT!!!"
he points at a small cabin off in the distance, we walk over to it and go inside taking its starting to get really dark. it looks cozy enough, i lie down out of exhaustion and try to forget about what just happened and end up drifting off to sleep with mike beside me.
(Yeah sorry guys ive been typing this up for a few hours now im so tired and i hadnt really figured out a good way to end this forgive me)
anyways the end.