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1. Out of date, out of time by WayDownAtTheBottomOfNovember

   Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Oct 2026

   Tags

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   • Pat Butcher/The Captain (Ghosts TV 2019)
   • Pat Butcher (Ghosts TV 2019)
   • The Captain (Ghosts TV 2019)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Condoms
   • Oral Sex
   • Friends with Benefits
   • Lack of Communication
   • but it all goes very well regardless

   Summary

   Pat loves a bargain. But when he accidentally buys two hundred condoms - all expiring soon - he needs some help to get his money's worth.

   The Captain is selflessly willing to help him out.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Kinktober 2026

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