Kinktober 2026
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Pat loves a bargain. But when he accidentally buys two hundred condoms - all expiring soon - he needs some help to get his money's worth.
The Captain is selflessly willing to help him out.
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2026
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The Captain has a very interesting personality trait - he will always say yes, when propositioned for sex.
This shouldn't be a big deal, though, because surely nobody else will proposition him when he's in a relationship with Pat, will they?
Or: the one where the Captain is a Sim who has the 'always accept sex' setting enabled, and Julian and Robin take advantage of this.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober 2026
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The Captain has always had a snuff kink, but he knows there would be logistical problems with him actually being killed. It's easier just to consign it to the realm of fantasy.
Until he finds Pat's cloning machine, and a whole new world of possibilities opens up for him.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2026
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Pat likes everything to be very modest, in the bedroom. Very respectable.
And the Captain is more than happy to go along with that, it turns out.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2026
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The Captain hates the idea of anybody thinking about him in a sexual way.
And the ironic thing is that before he said that, Pat never had.
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2026
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Pat's beautiful new soft toy arrives all squashed up in a vacuum bag.
It would be a shame not to take advantage of that, wouldn't it?
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2026
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It's not the sort of thing the Captain would usually do. But it turns out that visiting the OnlyFans account of Pat, the 'Big Bad Butcher Man', is the only thing that helps him sleep.
And when Pat launches a phone sex line, it opens up a whole new world of possibilities for curing the Captain's insomnia.
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2026
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The Captain is a beast - only he's not, really. He may look powerful and scary, but he's actually kind and gentle.
A bit too gentle, sometimes.
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- Part 2 of Beauty of the Beast
- Part 8 of Kinktober 2026
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As per the rules of the Sims 100 baby challenge, the Captain needs to have 100 babies by 100 different men.
The Captain's job is getting pregnant. Pat's job is finding the men to knock him up.
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2026